GET ME OUT OF SESAME STREET: Cookie Monster Eats PCP-Laced Cookie, Placed on Indefinite Leave
In an unprecedented and shocking turn of events, beloved Sesame Street character Cookie Monster has been placed on indefinite leave…
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A NEW NAME TOPS LIST OF MOST POPULAR AMERICAN BABY BOY NAMES, AND IT MAY SURPRISE YOU!
America’s Social Security Administration has recently released its data for 2023, including the documentation all births in the United States,…
REALITY UNIVERSITY – The Riddle of the Sphinx Revealed, and It’s Not What You Think!
(Have you got a theory that you want to share? An encounter that you can’t quite explain? Email us at…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of June 3 – June 9
Salut, les amis! World and personal events have been intensifying over the past weeks. My faithful Guides, La’La-Ra and Fai’th-Ra,…
WHO IS THE STRANGER? Increasingly Frequent Encounters With Mysterious Being Are Leaving Witnesses To Question Its Origins
Have you ever driven down a quiet street at night and seen a mysterious shape in the shadows – tall,…
CURIOUS COOKING: Slink Into Succulence With Dover Demongolian Beef
In the heart of Massachusetts lies the quaint town of Dover, a place that harbors a chilling yet fascinating legend:…
BABE-RAHAM LINCOLN? The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln Voted Sexiest Ghost in Recent Polls
Move over, George Clooney and Brad Pitt—there’s a new heartthrob in town, and he’s been making hearts flutter for centuries!…
SINCLAIR: How I Confronted AI and Made a Ghost of the Machine
It all started with a text from my editor, Stan Dirkson. A man of few words and even fewer characters,…
GUILTY!! Dogman Convicted in a Kangaroo Court – Of Being Too Awesome
The most engaging trial of this – or any – century has just concluded with a stunning guilty verdict. The…
HERESY! Pope Pops Off on Podcast, Says “I Wouldn’t Have Lasted 5 Minutes on the Cross, and Neither Did Jesus!”
VATICAN CITY – Only a few days after he riled up powerful people who are not part of his flock…