LET THEM EAT SOUP: Elderly Sasquatch Find Solace in Pacific Northwest’s Chill
WASHINGTON STATE – In the heart of the Pacific Northwest, an extraordinary story of compassion and vulnerability has come to…
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COLD SHOULDER: Cryptid Expert Weighs In On Yeti’s Loss In Popularity
The following article is a paid promotion for squatchmerch.com Even the stoic and sober world of cryptozoology is swayed by…
IDEAS, THE MOST ELUSIVE OF ENTITIES: Writer’s Block Keeping Bigfoot From Excelling in Writing Career
For years, the enigmatic creature known as Bigfoot has managed to evade the limelight, living in the remote, peaceful forests…
THE MILF HUNTER RETURNS: Tacoma Recruits Legendary Tracker To Find Source of Mystery Scat
TACOMA, WA – The quiet streets of Tacoma have been stirred into a frenzy of speculation and mystery following the…
FEEL SOWIE FOR YOWIE: Yowie Hospitalized As Evidence of Drug Problems Continues to Surface
LOS ANGELES – Recently problem-plagued cryptid, the Yowie, spent much of this week in a hospital psychiatric ward for treatment…
REALITY RUMORS: The Juiciest Gossip You Won’t Believe
From royal scandals to psychic showdowns, this week’s gossip is wilder than ever. Get ready for a rollercoaster of rumors…
INCEL CRYPTIDS – Loser Bigfoot Find Kindred Spirits Amid Nerd Culture
BOISE – Several awkward, downright unattractive Bigfoot have been spotted in the Boise area over the past several months, in…
CRYPTOPOLITAN WITH ZOEY GRAY: Unleashing Your Inner Sasquatch Queen
Ladies, it’s time to get in touch with your wild side and embrace the fierce, unapologetic, and majestic life of…
WHAT’S GOING ON IN BOISE? Bigfoot Suspected of Rabies Infection After He Foams at the Mouth in Daylight Picnic Raid
BOISE — Residents of Boise Idaho were once again faced with an unusual Bigfoot encounter this week. The creature, typically…
PETE RULES, FREIGHTLINER DROOLS – Bigfoot Chooses Peterbilt, Swift Hires Grey Aliens
BARSTOW – In a remarkable series of sightings that has left confused witnesses in awe, Bigfoot, the legendary cryptid of…