NOWIE WHERE’S YOWIE? Yowie’s Popularity Continues to Soar As He Continues Tour Across The United States
Move over Bigfoot, step aside Dogman, and make way for the newest cryptid sensation taking America by storm – the…
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Reality Rumors: A Missing Mascot, Magic In Maine and Much More!
Welcome back, Reality Readers, to another tantalizing edition of Reality Rumors, where we delve into the mysterious and scandalous happenings…
BACK-COUNTRY BRAWL UPDATE: Man Looking For A Fight With Bigfoot Is Finding Himself Alone In the Woods
In the dense woods of Oregon, nestled in the shadow of the majestic Mount Hood, a man named Mark Sullivan…
MARCH SADNESS RESULTS: Experts Assemble to Establish Best Cryptid Through Bracketology
In the world of cryptids, where myths and legends collide, there’s one event that reigns supreme: March Sadness. As the…
MAKE BIGFOOT GREAT AGAIN: Stunning Orange Sasquatch Spotted In Oregon, Noticeably Small Hands Reported
PORTLAND – In the verdant forests just outside Portland, Oregon, a bizarre and intriguing sighting has captured the imaginations of…
BEWARE OF SWASSQUATCH: As Warmer Weather Approaches, The Threat of Swassquatch Looms
As the days grow longer and the temperatures rise, a sinister presence lurks among us, waiting to strike when we…
MOVE OVER, SQUATCHY – Dogman Enjoys Inexplicable Popularity
EVERYWHERE – In the world of cryptids, where legends roam free and mysteries abound, there’s a new star rising on…
SAUCE – SQUATCH Spotted Behind Portland Pizza Parlor – Dumpster Diving Just Got Messier
PORTLAND – Behind the quaint facade of Tony Salami’s Pizza Parlor lies a tale of tomatoey terror, one that has…
SLENDER SUITS FOR HAIRY BRUTES: A Fashion Revolution in the World of the Paranormal
NEW YORK CITY – In a world where the paranormal intersects with the mundane, even beings like Slenderman face everyday…
BEAUTY IS MORE THAN FUR-DEEP – Lady Sasquatches Turn to Cosmetic Surgery Amid Social Media Anxiety
THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST- In the heart of the wilderness, a peculiar trend is emerging among the enigmatic female Sasquatches. Once…