NEVER ENOUGH: Goats Pledge 95k Gallon Blood Aid to Chupacabras, Dogmen
WASHINGTON D.C.- In a defiant public statement clouded by ignorant pro-goat speciesists, the goat community has declared its unwavering support…
Tag: Cryptids
THE FAT GUY IS FINE, IT’S THE CANE THAT’S WRONG! Marathon Winner Disqualified on Outrageous Technicality
BOSTON – A Fat Guy With a Cane rolled over the competition at the Boston Marathon, waddling over the line…
SINCLAIR: TWO NIGHTS IN THE U.P. – How I Went Hunting For Dogman, But Found Something Even Stranger
The Durango has been piling up the miles lately, bringing me from the local forest to confront multiple cryptohominids, out…
FLORIDA MAN TELLS ALL: How A Midair Collision Seeded The Everglades With Invasive Species, Including The PandaSquatch
EVERGLADES – In the dense, murky depths of the Florida Everglades, where the air is thick with humidity and the…
THE WENDIGO’S STAR IS RISING AS NFL DRAFT APPROACHES
DEVIL’S LAKE, ND – Devil’s Lake State College of Mining and Thaumatology’s star right guard, The Wendigo, is now being…
REALITY RUMORS: AI Ghosts, A Tech Guy Is Toast, And Inside Trading From The Coast
In the dimly lit corridors of power and intrigue, whispers of clandestine dealings and hidden agendas echo. Welcome, reality readers,…
BOGFOOT IS REAL: Once Thought To Be A Mere Typo, The Cryptid Has A Very Human Weakness
Since the first of February, my life has been a maelstrom of violence. It all began when the Reality Register…
IT WASN’T ME…THIS TIME: Mothman Denies Involvement in Kraken Conspiracy To Destroy Bridge
BALTIMORE – In a harborside press conference earlier today, the legendary Mothman has vehemently denied any responsibility for the deadly…
A PIG MAN STOLE MY DAUGHTER: Fear And Friendship In A Small Town
PRETTY PRAIRIE – In the quiet town of Pretty Prairie, Kansas, an extraordinary friendship has blossomed between a peculiar humanoid…
Reality Rumors: A Missing Mascot, Magic In Maine and Much More!
Welcome back, Reality Readers, to another tantalizing edition of Reality Rumors, where we delve into the mysterious and scandalous happenings…