FACT CHECK: Does a Groundhog Have The Ability To Control The Weather?
GOBBLER’S KNOB – Groundhog Day, a quirky tradition that has captured the imagination of many, centers around Punxsutawney Phil’s weather…
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DRAGONS EXIST – Tolkien’s Shade Visits Sleeping Child, Reveals Terrible Truth
The Real Dragon Who Inspired Smaug Is Alive And We Know Where To Find Him This Thanksgiving, I found myself…
TO CELEBRATE FIFTY YEARS AS A COLUMNIST AT THE WASHINGTON POST, GEORGE WILL EXHUMES HIS MOTHER’S CORPSE
CHAMPAIGN, Illinois – With his unique combination of pragmatic conservatism and erudite dourness, George F. Will has long ago secured…
FOUR WEIRD TALES OF THE NBA
Roundball Season Starts Off With A Smooch It’s that time of the year again, the terrible magic hour when we…
LITTLE PERSON NO MORE: World’s Tallest Midget Reaches A Height of 5’9″… and he’s still growing!
In a world full of tall tales, Greg Davis, a 19-year-old from Bakersfield, California, is literally stretching the boundaries of…
THE MILF HUNTER RETURNS: Tacoma Recruits Legendary Tracker To Find Source of Mystery Scat
TACOMA, WA – The quiet streets of Tacoma have been stirred into a frenzy of speculation and mystery following the…
FINGER LICKIN’ CRAZY: Kentucky Classrooms Now Required By Law To Display The Eleven Herbs and Spices of KFC Recipe
FRANKFORT- Kentucky public schools are now required to display the Eleven “secret” herbs and spices of KFC’s original chicken recipe…
A SONG OF VINES AND RHYMES: Brooklyn Swamp Thing Returns With New Track
It’s been over fifteen years since Brooklyn Swamp Thing’s last mix tape, Rhymezomatous Herbs, dropped, and nearly a decade since he wowed audiences as…
READER SUBMISSION: Pstephen Cromwell, Psychic Warrior
Hello everyone and welcome to another reader submission to The Reality Register! Reader submissions are usually my favorite thing to…
COP CAT, POLICE DETECTIVE, DEAD AT 38: Police Officer That Became Permanently Stuck in Safety Mascot Gear Dies of Mysterious Illness
RICHMOND – Officer Michael Fielder, a respected member of the Richmond, Virginia Police Department, has died this week after living…