EYE CARAMBA! Man Gets Laser Eye Surgery, Receives More Than He Bargained For
SPRINGFIELD, MA — What began as a routine corrective vision procedure on Tuesday ended with one man inadvertently equipped with…
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FACT CHECK: Does a Groundhog Have The Ability To Control The Weather?
GOBBLER’S KNOB – Groundhog Day, a quirky tradition that has captured the imagination of many, centers around Punxsutawney Phil’s weather…
DRAGONS EXIST – Tolkien’s Shade Visits Sleeping Child, Reveals Terrible Truth
The Real Dragon Who Inspired Smaug Is Alive And We Know Where To Find Him This Thanksgiving, I found myself…
TO CELEBRATE FIFTY YEARS AS A COLUMNIST AT THE WASHINGTON POST, GEORGE WILL EXHUMES HIS MOTHER’S CORPSE
CHAMPAIGN, Illinois – With his unique combination of pragmatic conservatism and erudite dourness, George F. Will has long ago secured…
FOUR WEIRD TALES OF THE NBA
Roundball Season Starts Off With A Smooch It’s that time of the year again, the terrible magic hour when we…
LITTLE PERSON NO MORE: World’s Tallest Midget Reaches A Height of 5’9″… and he’s still growing!
In a world full of tall tales, Greg Davis, a 19-year-old from Bakersfield, California, is literally stretching the boundaries of…
THE MILF HUNTER RETURNS: Tacoma Recruits Legendary Tracker To Find Source of Mystery Scat
TACOMA, WA – The quiet streets of Tacoma have been stirred into a frenzy of speculation and mystery following the…
FINGER LICKIN’ CRAZY: Kentucky Classrooms Now Required By Law To Display The Eleven Herbs and Spices of KFC Recipe
FRANKFORT- Kentucky public schools are now required to display the Eleven “secret” herbs and spices of KFC’s original chicken recipe…
A SONG OF VINES AND RHYMES: Brooklyn Swamp Thing Returns With New Track
It’s been over fifteen years since Brooklyn Swamp Thing’s last mix tape, Rhymezomatous Herbs, dropped, and nearly a decade since he wowed audiences as…
READER SUBMISSION: Pstephen Cromwell, Psychic Warrior
Hello everyone and welcome to another reader submission to The Reality Register! Reader submissions are usually my favorite thing to…