TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF CHRISTMAS, YOU DAMN DIRTY GRINCH! Santa Steals The Show on Boxing Day!
WHOVILLE – In a truly violent Christmas miracle, Santa Claus, the jolly old elf in red, showed the world that…
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CONE-TACT FROM THE COSMOS: Man Discovers Extraterrestrial Radio Waves Through Unlikely Antenna
JULIAN – Jerry Mathison has made a discovery that’s sure to leave conspiracy theorists and cosmic enthusiasts in a tailspin. Jerry…
CURIOUS COOKING: St. Nick-N-Tenders is Santa’s Secret Recipe
Welcome, dear readers, to a culinary celebration of the holiday season! As we deck the halls and trim the tree,…
TOY OR TEMPLE? The Unexpected Evolution of Speak and Spell into a Spiritual Phenomenon
SEATTLE – A suburban couple claims to have uncovered a supernatural connection to the afterlife through their child’s Speak and…
SINCLAIR: I’m Sick and Tired of These Ghosts Ruining My Life. This Time, It’s Gambling!
There’s a saying that everyone has their ghosts, but in my case, it seems like my ghosts have an affinity…
A RUN-IN WITH THE MEN IN BLACK: The Perils of Printing the Truth
A return reader submitted an additional story to me today, one that quite honestly shook me a bit. I bumped this…
HEEELP MEEE! Santa’s Teleportation Tango Turns Tragic: Christmas Chaos Unleashed!
THE NORTH POLE – Move over Grinch, it looks like technology may have destroyed Christmas this year before you get…
BIGFOOT vs SLENDERMAN FOR THE LOVE OF LADY SQUATCH
HONEOYE FALLS – In the continuing cryptid saga that has Upstate New York on the edge of its seat, the…
FACT CHECK: Is ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? a Christmas Classic or Mandela Effect Artifact?
EDITOR’S NOTE: Ms. Lhak has been given the rest of the year off after it was discovered that she received…
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE: The Winter Solstice, When Barriers Between Realities are Thinnest
As the winter solstice dawns upon us, we explore the ancient tradition that claims this celestial event opens a gateway…