Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Juiciest Secrets of the Rich, Famous, and Supernatural
Welcome, Reality Readers, to the latest edition of “Reality Rumors,” where we dive headfirst into the murky waters of gossip,…
Tag: weird
SINCLAIR – My Tabloid Youth: Lost and Found In Florida
LANTANA – I have drawn the ire of a powerful wizard, and I have fled to Florida. Apparently, my former…
A QWERTY QUANDARY: A Small Town In Vermont Is Ravaged By Mysterious Keyboard Attacks
If you travel to the quiet suburb of Williston, Vermont, chances are you’ll come across at least one person with…
QUELLING THE MONKEY MENACE – Officials Scramble to Rid Popular Tourist Attraction of Monkey Scourge
LOPBURI – In the Thai village of Lopburi, normally a popular tourist destination for its beautiful Buddhist statues and architecture,…
BIG MAN PIGMAN: The Mysterious Peoria Pigman Resurfaces On TikTok After Thirty-Five Year Absence
PEORIA – Thought to be dead or in retreat in the deep wilderness, the mysterious Pigman resurfaced this week, to…
FINDING FAUX-CHELLA: Death Valley Festival Confuses Fans Who Could Find It
PARTS UNKNOWN – The inaugural Death Valley Music and Arts Festival wrapped up over the weekend to little fanfare and,…
RUDE AWAKENING: Cicadas Awaken After A Decade Underground This Summer, But This Year They’ll be Spreading A Zombifying Fungus
As the summer sun begins its ascent, a peculiar phenomenon prepares to grace our gardens and woodlands: the emergence of…
NOT SILENT BUT DEADLY: Oklahoma Teacher Showcases the Perils of Having a Haunted Anus
TULSA – A honeymooner’s visit to the quaint Stone Lion Inn Bed and Breakfast turned into a nightmarish ordeal when…
STALLONE IS OVER: Has-Been Actor Commits Unforgivable Sin, Describes Someone’s Appearance
ATLANTA – Sylvester Stallone has been accused by disgruntled former coworkers of toxic behavior on the set of a show…
THE WENDIGO’S STAR IS RISING AS NFL DRAFT APPROACHES
DEVIL’S LAKE, ND – Devil’s Lake State College of Mining and Thaumatology’s star right guard, The Wendigo, is now being…