THE WENDIGO’S STAR IS RISING AS NFL DRAFT APPROACHES
DEVIL’S LAKE, ND – Devil’s Lake State College of Mining and Thaumatology’s star right guard, The Wendigo, is now being…
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REALITY RUMORS: AI Ghosts, A Tech Guy Is Toast, And Inside Trading From The Coast
In the dimly lit corridors of power and intrigue, whispers of clandestine dealings and hidden agendas echo. Welcome, reality readers,…
GNOME-MORE GMADNESS! As Gnomes Are Featured in More and More Holiday Decorations, Gnomes Everywhere are Wondering Why
In the days following Easter, a young gnome ventured into the post-Easter clearance section of a local walmart. Like most…
BREAKING!!!! The Reality Register Sold to CNN, Can No Longer Vow to Only Print the Truth
Dearest loyal readers, I come bearing news, both bitter and sweet. It is with a heavy heart that I announce…
AU BIG PAIN: A Look Into the Most Under Reviewed Five-Star Eatery in America
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The compound at the center of the Pentagon courtyard is one of the most difficult to access…
A MIGRATION OF METAL: African Tribe Utilizes Giant Robotic Mechs to Aid Migrating Herds During Dry Season
TANZANIA – In the vast savannas of Tanzania, amidst the sweeping grasslands and ancient baobab trees, resides the Hadzabe tribe,…
A-MAIZE-ING GRACE: Indiana Carnie Places Corndog Order, Chinese Dog Scientists Deliver Corn Dog!
FARMLAND – The carnival midway is a magical place, where the least discerning diners in the world can indulge in…
EXPERTS SAY LATEST PHOTO OF ELVIS WAS DOCTORED: Conspiracy Theorists Fear The King Is Actually Dead
LAS VEGAS – Following multiple decades without being seen in public and a recent wave of controversial photographs, one recent…
MONOLITH HOAX IS BACK FOR MORE – Welsh Liar Posts Terrible Video Reenacting Lousy 2020 Meme
WALES – A man from a country called Wales claims to have found a gleaming silver monolith in the uplands…
THE LEGEND UNLEASHED: America’s Favorite Cryptid, Dogman, Revealed to be a Grown Up Lil’ Bow Wow
In a stunning revelation that has rocked the cryptid community, the mysterious and elusive creature known as the Dogman has…