DIVINATE, EVEN LATE: An Increasing Number of Ouija Board Users Report Connecting With Wendy’s Founder Dave Thomas
A number of recent reports suggest that the spirit of Dave Thomas, the late founder of Wendy’s, has been making…
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IT’S A BIG CLUB AND YOU AIN’T IN IT, BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE BROKE: 5 Personal Finance Tips From The Reptilian Elite
MOUNT SHASTA – Solomon Mountbatten, a 33 Degree Mason and newly appointed ambassador to the surface at the Mount Shasta…
BOOK REVIEW: “Consuming Darkness” By Brian J. Smith. A Disgusting Monster And Deranged Breakfast Platters Come Together Like 7 Strips of Bacon And Eggs
Brian J. Smith’s “Consuming Darkness” plunges readers into the heart of a small town besieged by demons, both internal and…
SINCLAIR: Why Are These Coyotes Laughing at Me and What’s So Funny?
Every night, as I sit in my studio apartment, I hear them. The coyotes. Their laughter echoes through the darkness,…
IT’S ALL ABOUT THREADS – Dogman, The Greatest Cryptid Ever, Logs On And Loves Twitter Clone
ESCANABA – Everyone knows his deep backstory and fascinating lore – the legendary cryptid known as Dogman has recently made…
A CONJURING OF CAKES: Department Store Bakery Suspected of Baking With Sorcery
WARWICK, Rhode Island – Nestled within the confines of a local Walmart, a bakery has recently found itself at the…
SINCLAIR: Steroids Are The Solution To All Of My Problems, None Of Which Are My Fault
As I sit down to share my thoughts with you, dear readers, I must confess: steroids have become my saving…
DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN, BRO – Chinese Man Dines On Clouds, Begs Gov To Use Weather Machine To Send Him Home
ABOVE THE ROCKIES – In a tale that seems straight out of a whimsical adventure novel, Li Pei, a spirited…
HE ATE THE MONSTER MASH: The Unlikely Tale of How Two Slender Men Became One
FLAGSTAFF – Buckle up, folks, because we’ve got some mind-bending news fresh off the press. You might want to sit…
INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL OPENS AMIDST SOCCER GAME – Crowd Fails To Notice As America Continues To Be Bored By Soccer
FOXBOROUGH – Few occurrences in recent history rival what unfolded over the skies of Foxborough, Massachusetts on the night of…