INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL OPENS AMIDST SOCCER GAME – Crowd Fails To Notice As America Continues To Be Bored By Soccer
FOXBOROUGH – Few occurrences in recent history rival what unfolded over the skies of Foxborough, Massachusetts on the night of…
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I WANT TO TAKE YOUR CROSS: Vampire Rights’ Groups Call for Bans on Holy Water, Crosses and Tougher Wooden Stake Regulations
WICHITA - In a bold move on Capitol Hill, Dr. Edward Acula, the spokesperson for the Vampire Organization To Eradicate Sanguivoriphobia…
ECHOES OF THE DEEP: A Recovered Captain’s Journal Reveals Answers to Mysteries Surrounding an 80 Year Old Shipwreck, But Raises Many More
A reader submission popped up in my inbox from an anonymous member of the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society. It seems…
STORAGE BIN OF FECES: Charles Darwin’s Recently Assembled Lost Library Reveals Some of Humanity Actually Evolved From Lizards, Including Himself!
LONDON – A recent discovery has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, as a research team has amassed over 3000…
READER SUBMISSION: The Phantoms of DOTS Beyond Closed Doors
It’s been a while since I printed a reader submitted story, but I’ve got a good one for you today. This…
GHOST SCOUT COOKIES – Wisconsin Girl Scout Troop Gets Ghostly Lesson About the Dangers of Child Labor
DODGEVILLE – Outside a bustling small town Walmart in Wisconsin, a girl scout troop encountered an unexpected visitor from the…
HE SHOULD’VE BEEN OURS! Temporal Patriot from 2075 Attempts to Alter US History By Stealing El Salvador’s Nayib Bukele
SAN SALVADOR – In yet another exclusive Reality Register scoop, self-proclaimed Temporal Patriot named Liam claims to have traveled back…
LETHAL LOGIC: Excessive Critical Thinking Will Make Your Head Explode
Are you feeling the pressure of logical thinking? Well, you might want to take heed of this alarming medical trend:…
HATE CASTS CONFUSION: Satan, The Lord of Hatred, Has Mixed Feelings After Being the Target of A Hate Crime
In a devilish twist that has even Lucifer himself shaking his pitchfork in confusion, the destruction of a monument dedicated…
MAYBE HE’S BORN WITH IT: Frankenstein’s Monster Vows to Quit Social Media Amid Accusations of Extensive Surgeries
HOLLYWOOD – Frankenstein’s Monster has declared a social media hiatus after facing relentless accusations of undergoing extensive surgeries to maintain…