GNOME-MORE GMADNESS! As Gnomes Are Featured in More and More Holiday Decorations, Gnomes Everywhere are Wondering Why
In the days following Easter, a young gnome ventured into the post-Easter clearance section of a local walmart. Like most…
Category: Cryptids
CASINO CONQUEST OR CRUEL CATCH? The Bizarre Prize That Changed One Man’s Life
Today’s reader submission is an interesting one. Have you ever wondered what happens at a Casino when someone wins that…
KRAKEN GIVES SUPPLY CHAIN ANOTHER SHELLACKIN’: Baltimore Bridge Collapse Found to Have Been Caused By Kraken Activity In Patapsco River
As the world reacts to the collapse of Baltimore’s iconic Francis Scott Key Bridge, experts have discovered the crash to…
THE WORLD IS SLACKIN’ BECAUSE OF THE KRAKEN: Supply Chain Disrupted as Kraken Activity Forces Frequented Shipping Route to be Abandoned
Just as prices around the globe continue to rise, the Pacific Ocean has seen a rise in Kraken activity, causing…
NOWIE WHERE’S YOWIE? Yowie’s Popularity Continues to Soar As He Continues Tour Across The United States
Move over Bigfoot, step aside Dogman, and make way for the newest cryptid sensation taking America by storm – the…
MARCH SADNESS RESULTS: Experts Assemble to Establish Best Cryptid Through Bracketology
In the world of cryptids, where myths and legends collide, there’s one event that reigns supreme: March Sadness. As the…
THE LEGEND UNLEASHED: America’s Favorite Cryptid, Dogman, Revealed to be a Grown Up Lil’ Bow Wow
In a stunning revelation that has rocked the cryptid community, the mysterious and elusive creature known as the Dogman has…
READER SUBMISSION: My Dinner Date With a Pukwudgie… or Three
So this reader submission came in the other day with a note that said, “I know this isn’t really a…
DROPPING THE DEMON: Struggling To Fit In With Human Society, The Dover Demon Embraces A New Name, Ben Dover
DOVER, Massachussetts – The mysterious Dover Demon, known for its eerie sightings in Dover, Massachusetts, has made a groundbreaking decision…
BEWARE OF SWASSQUATCH: As Warmer Weather Approaches, The Threat of Swassquatch Looms
As the days grow longer and the temperatures rise, a sinister presence lurks among us, waiting to strike when we…