LADY BACON’S CRYPTID HOROSCOPE: March 11 – 17
Bonjour, mes amours! An exciting week awaits you all! As Uranus passes through the sign of Doppelgänger, all signs may…
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SINCLAIR: I COLLAPSED MOTHMAN AFTER HE COLLAPSED MY BRIDGE-How I Went Home To Pay My Respects, And Pay Back The Cryptid That Sullied My Family Name
POINT PLEASANT – In the rugged hills of West Virginia, where the echoes of tragedies past still linger in the…
CURIOUS COOKING: Suck On Deliciousness With Draculattes
Greetings, coffee connoisseurs and aficionados of the eerie and enigmatic! Today, we are thrilled to introduce you to a bewitching…
BOOK REVIEW: Lance Loot’s “Huber” Brings Readers On a SUCK-TACULAR Ride of Household Horror
Buy it now or read for free with Amazon Unlimited Lance Loot’s latest addition to his horror catalogue, “Huber,” continues…
CRYPTIDS DON’T DISCRIMINATE: Wendigo Recruited By NYC To Prevent Racist National Guard Bag Inspections
NEW YORK CITY – In the wake of a series of alarming incidents plaguing New York City’s subway system, city…
MAKE BIGFOOT GREAT AGAIN: Stunning Orange Sasquatch Spotted In Oregon, Noticeably Small Hands Reported
PORTLAND – In the verdant forests just outside Portland, Oregon, a bizarre and intriguing sighting has captured the imaginations of…
IT’S A BIG CLUB AND YOU AIN’T IN IT, BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE BROKE: 5 Personal Finance Tips From The Reptilian Elite
MOUNT SHASTA – Solomon Mountbatten, a 33 Degree Mason and newly appointed ambassador to the surface at the Mount Shasta…
FACT CHECK: Don’t Believe Your Lying Eyes – Zendaya is Actually Hot And A Good Actress
HOLLYWOOD – If you have never heard of Zendaya, then you are officially irrelevant. From her early days on Disney…
BOOK REVIEW: “Consuming Darkness” By Brian J. Smith. A Disgusting Monster And Deranged Breakfast Platters Come Together Like 7 Strips of Bacon And Eggs
Brian J. Smith’s “Consuming Darkness” plunges readers into the heart of a small town besieged by demons, both internal and…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Introducing the Mystical Cryptid Horoscope
Bonjour, quoi de neuf! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lady Bacon (pr. Lay-dee Bah-Cohn.) I was raised as…