SLENDER SUITS FOR HAIRY BRUTES: A Fashion Revolution in the World of the Paranormal
NEW YORK CITY – In a world where the paranormal intersects with the mundane, even beings like Slenderman face everyday…
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I WANT TO TAKE YOUR CROSS: Vampire Rights’ Groups Call for Bans on Holy Water, Crosses and Tougher Wooden Stake Regulations
WICHITA - In a bold move on Capitol Hill, Dr. Edward Acula, the spokesperson for the Vampire Organization To Eradicate Sanguivoriphobia…
BEAUTY IS MORE THAN FUR-DEEP – Lady Sasquatches Turn to Cosmetic Surgery Amid Social Media Anxiety
THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST- In the heart of the wilderness, a peculiar trend is emerging among the enigmatic female Sasquatches. Once…
SINCLAIR: GNORTS MR. ALIEN IS NEIL ARMSTRONG. Stunning Revelations and Original Research in Roswell, NM
ROSWELL – As I stared at the cryptic message from my ten-year-old nephew, my skepticism wavered. “It’s [redacted] I have…
BOOK REVIEW: “Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass” – A Scatological Tour Through Southern Trailer Parks And Elvis Impersonation
“Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass” is a rollicking novella that takes readers on a madcap adventure through the…
STORAGE BIN OF FECES: Charles Darwin’s Recently Assembled Lost Library Reveals Some of Humanity Actually Evolved From Lizards, Including Himself!
LONDON – A recent discovery has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, as a research team has amassed over 3000…
CURIOUS COOKING: Herald Terrifyingly delicious flavor with Cheesy Mothmannicotti
Welcome Curious Cookers, to another culinary adventure in the kitchen! Today, we’re embracing the mysterious and delightful with a dish…
Reality Rumors: Big Tech Treachery, A Performer in Purgatory, and more!
Welcome back to another edition of Reality Rumors, your go-to source for the juiciest gossip from the realms beyond. We’re…
SINCLAIR: GET OFF OF MY PLANET! It’s Past Time That We Declare War On The Grey Alien Menace
As a concerned citizen deeply troubled by recent events, I find myself compelled to make a resounding plea: it is…
THE CUTEST INVASIVE CRYPTID YET: Indian Batmonkey Spotted at NYC Grocery Produce Section
NEW YORK CITY – A shocking image has been leaked from an Indian grocery store, depicting a batlike primate eating…