Conjure True Love this Valentine’s Day – Advice for the Single Specter!
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Shady Sadie is an ancient Spirit who is known for seducing all of the most eligible ghosts in…
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BOOK REVIEW: A Puzzlingly Compelling Cryptogram That’s A Likely Psyop, and Still a Great Distraction
In the depths of the Okefenokee Swamp, amidst the symphony of croaking frogs and the dance of Spanish moss, I…
THE CREATURE FROM JEKYLL ISLAND: Man’s Pocket is Picked Several Times on Georgia Beach
In a bizarre turn of events on Jekyll Island, Georgia, famed for its picturesque driftwood beach, an unsuspecting visitor found…
DID YOU WANT SPACE FRIES WITH THAT? Illegal Aliens Now Dominate The Fast Food Industry, and Customers are Paying the Price
In the bustling world of fast food, where quick service is paramount, an unusual phenomenon has sparked attention across the…
DON’T STING ME, BRO! Scientists Promise Killer Bees at Last!
ATLANTA – In a shocking revelation reminiscent of sensational tabloids, a group of scientists claims that killer bees are set…
EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALLIANCE: Gray Aliens Take Up Rebel Cause After Mistaken Missile Strike”
RUBʿ AL-KHALI – In the vast and arid deserts of Yemen, an otherworldly event unfolded that sent shockwaves across the…
FACT CHECK: Unearthing the Truth about Chabad-Lubavitch World Headquarters Tunnels in Crown Heights
CROWN HEIGHTS – In recent days, a series of sensational claims have circulated regarding secret tunnels discovered beneath the Chabad-Lubavitch…
DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS: Necromancer Destroys Fort Worth Hotel, Opens Portal to Hell
FORT WORTH – In a tale that spans the gulf between media coverups and the hellish host of the underworld,…
NEW CONDITION CALLED APPARITIONAL STERILITY MAY BE KEEPING YOU FROM GETTING PREGNANT: Man Discovers The Reason His Wife Can’t Have a Baby Is Because She is A Ghost
In the quaint town of Willow Creek, a couple named Sarah and James found themselves facing an unexpected challenge on…
REALITY RUMORS: Unveiling the Juicy Gossip from the Shadows
There are some topics that even the Reality Register must avoid directly addressing, but the Secret Sleuth is here to…