NOW IT’S OUR TURN: Hero Farmer Abducts Alien, Plans to Launch Probe
HAZARD – In the picturesque hills of Hazard, Kentucky, Zeke Clemmins, a farmer known for his assertive sense of justice…
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TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF CHRISTMAS, YOU DAMN DIRTY GRINCH! Santa Steals The Show on Boxing Day!
WHOVILLE – In a truly violent Christmas miracle, Santa Claus, the jolly old elf in red, showed the world that…
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Here at The Reality Register, we feel a social responsibility to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas, and…
A RUN-IN WITH THE MEN IN BLACK: The Perils of Printing the Truth
A return reader submitted an additional story to me today, one that quite honestly shook me a bit. I bumped this…
FACT CHECK: Is ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? a Christmas Classic or Mandela Effect Artifact?
EDITOR’S NOTE: Ms. Lhak has been given the rest of the year off after it was discovered that she received…
Iceland’s Volcanic Quandary: Government Quietly Seeking Virgin Sacrifice for Eruption Resolution!
ICELAND – In a land where fire and ice dance in the shadows of magnificent landscapes, Iceland is facing a…
GIVE MY SON COAL! Angry Mom Confronts Santa After Tike Discovers Late December Loophole
PLEASANT VALLEY – In a bizarre turn of events, a woman named Ashley Coville has declared war on none other…
Rebuilding the Wisdom: Move the Georgia Guidestones to Georgia!
GEORGIA – In the wake of the Georgia Guidestones’ unfortunate destruction over a year ago, a unique opportunity emerges for…
Mongolian Death Compost? How Two Landfill Workers in Iowa are Changing the Compost Game
CORALVILLE – In the heart of the Midwest, where cornfields stretch for miles, a landfill manager has stumbled upon an…
TRR EXCLUSIVE: Knight battles dragon – Princess in peril!
A knight and a blue ice dragon had a fight recently, according to a 5 year old with knowledge of…