THAT’S OUR WORD: Medicine Man Pleas for Skinwalker Accuracy
NAVAJO NATION – In the heart of Navajo country, a seasoned medicine man finds himself weary of the misconceptions surrounding…
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MAGIC COSTS MONEY: Wizard Ponders the Curse of Inflation
PLINY’S POTIONS – In a mystical twist of economic woe, a wizard, shrouded in mystery and clad in robes that…
NOW IT’S OUR TURN: Hero Farmer Abducts Alien, Plans to Launch Probe
HAZARD – In the picturesque hills of Hazard, Kentucky, Zeke Clemmins, a farmer known for his assertive sense of justice…
TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF CHRISTMAS, YOU DAMN DIRTY GRINCH! Santa Steals The Show on Boxing Day!
WHOVILLE – In a truly violent Christmas miracle, Santa Claus, the jolly old elf in red, showed the world that…
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Here at The Reality Register, we feel a social responsibility to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas, and…
A RUN-IN WITH THE MEN IN BLACK: The Perils of Printing the Truth
A return reader submitted an additional story to me today, one that quite honestly shook me a bit. I bumped this…
FACT CHECK: Is ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? a Christmas Classic or Mandela Effect Artifact?
EDITOR’S NOTE: Ms. Lhak has been given the rest of the year off after it was discovered that she received…
Iceland’s Volcanic Quandary: Government Quietly Seeking Virgin Sacrifice for Eruption Resolution!
ICELAND – In a land where fire and ice dance in the shadows of magnificent landscapes, Iceland is facing a…
GIVE MY SON COAL! Angry Mom Confronts Santa After Tike Discovers Late December Loophole
PLEASANT VALLEY – In a bizarre turn of events, a woman named Ashley Coville has declared war on none other…
Rebuilding the Wisdom: Move the Georgia Guidestones to Georgia!
GEORGIA – In the wake of the Georgia Guidestones’ unfortunate destruction over a year ago, a unique opportunity emerges for…