LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION – Young Professionals Flock to Sewers, Pricing Out Original Inhabitants
IN YOUR CITY – Responding to ever-increasing real estate prices and flagging availability of affordable rentals, young professionals are turning…
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COP CAT, POLICE DETECTIVE, DEAD AT 38: Police Officer That Became Permanently Stuck in Safety Mascot Gear Dies of Mysterious Illness
RICHMOND – Officer Michael Fielder, a respected member of the Richmond, Virginia Police Department, has died this week after living…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of June 10 – June 16
Salut, les amis! Things are really heating up out there! Some of our cryptid friends tolerate the heat better than…
CURIOUS COOKING: Surrender to the Savory With New World Hors D’oeuvres
Greetings to all of you eaters of the exotic, and welcome back to Curious Cooking, where today, we embrace the…
Reality Rumors: Monarchy Messes, Jealousy From Beyond the Grave and More!
In the world of scandal and intrigue, this week has brought us a fresh batch of juicy gossip that’s too…
KIDZ KRYPTID KORNER: The Mystery of the Fifteen Parted Creature
(EDITOR’S NOTE: This is a column where we report the unvarnished truth from young children that describe previously unknown cryptids.…
INCEL CRYPTIDS – Loser Bigfoot Find Kindred Spirits Amid Nerd Culture
BOISE – Several awkward, downright unattractive Bigfoot have been spotted in the Boise area over the past several months, in…
GET ME OUT OF SESAME STREET: Cookie Monster Eats PCP-Laced Cookie, Placed on Indefinite Leave
In an unprecedented and shocking turn of events, beloved Sesame Street character Cookie Monster has been placed on indefinite leave…
REALITY UNIVERSITY – The Riddle of the Sphinx Revealed, and It’s Not What You Think!
(Have you got a theory that you want to share? An encounter that you can’t quite explain? Email us at…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of June 3 – June 9
Salut, les amis! World and personal events have been intensifying over the past weeks. My faithful Guides, La’La-Ra and Fai’th-Ra,…