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ELEPHANTS ARE FAKE!  Panel of Zoologists Determine Pachyderms to be a Hoax Species

ELEPHANTS ARE FAKE! Panel of Zoologists Determine Pachyderms to be a Hoax Species

April 30, 2024

In a jaw-dropping twist that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, it has been uncovered that elephants, those majestic…

WE BURY OUR OWN AROUND HERE – SD Gov Noem Slays Werewolf, Accused Of Dogicide

WE BURY OUR OWN AROUND HERE – SD Gov Noem Slays Werewolf, Accused Of Dogicide

April 30, 2024

SOUTH DAKOTA – Kristi Noem, the South Dakota governor and Republican vice-presidential hopeful has admitted to personally shooting the family…

PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON:  Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 29 – May 5

PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 29 – May 5

April 29, 2024

Salut, les amis! The end of April is upon us. Time to get those last seeds in the ground, my…

Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Juiciest Secrets of the Rich, Famous, and Supernatural

Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Juiciest Secrets of the Rich, Famous, and Supernatural

April 28, 2024

Welcome, Reality Readers, to the latest edition of “Reality Rumors,” where we dive headfirst into the murky waters of gossip,…

CURIOUS COOKING: Savor the Enchantment of Fairie-Clairs

CURIOUS COOKING: Savor the Enchantment of Fairie-Clairs

April 28, 2024

In the realm of desserts, there exists a confectionary creation that embodies the whimsical allure of the fae themselves. Welcome,…

SINCLAIR – My Tabloid Youth: Lost and Found In Florida

SINCLAIR – My Tabloid Youth: Lost and Found In Florida

April 27, 2024

LANTANA – I have drawn the ire of a powerful wizard, and I have fled to Florida. Apparently, my former…

HIRAM RISING:  5 Reasons You Too Need a Robotic Dog Strapped to A Flame Thrower in Your Home

HIRAM RISING: 5 Reasons You Too Need a Robotic Dog Strapped to A Flame Thrower in Your Home

April 27, 2024

Quick question: have you ever dreamed of owning a robot dog armed with a flamethrower? No? Well, neither had I…

MOVIE REVIEW: Sasquatch Sunset Surprises by Moving Emotions, Bowels

MOVIE REVIEW: Sasquatch Sunset Surprises by Moving Emotions, Bowels

April 26, 2024

Sasquatch Sunset follows a family of Sasquatch through a year of their lives. If you have ever wondered what a…

DRAFT DODGER: Wendigo Snubbed In First Round of NFL Draft, Flees To Canada

DRAFT DODGER: Wendigo Snubbed In First Round of NFL Draft, Flees To Canada

April 26, 2024

DETROIT, MI – Despite the rumors, the chatter, and the multiple mock drafts from A-list insiders over the past month,…

A QWERTY QUANDARY: A Small Town In Vermont Is Ravaged By Mysterious Keyboard Attacks

A QWERTY QUANDARY: A Small Town In Vermont Is Ravaged By Mysterious Keyboard Attacks

April 25, 2024

If you travel to the quiet suburb of Williston, Vermont, chances are you’ll come across at least one person with…

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