A QWERTY QUANDARY: A Small Town In Vermont Is Ravaged By Mysterious Keyboard Attacks
If you travel to the quiet suburb of Williston, Vermont, chances are you’ll come across at least one person with…
NEW COLUMN!!! KIDZ KRYPTID KORNER PRESENTS: THE CONNECTICUT SLUGMAN!
(EDITOR’S NOTE: This is a new column where we report the unvarnished truth from young children that describe previously unknown…
SAVED BY SATAN: Spectral Stray Shooting Narrowly Misses Lucky Luciferian
REHOBOTH – Local man Jeff Perkins came face-to-face with the legendary redheaded hitchhiker of Route 44 in yet another paranormal episode in the famed…
QUELLING THE MONKEY MENACE – Officials Scramble to Rid Popular Tourist Attraction of Monkey Scourge
LOPBURI – In the Thai village of Lopburi, normally a popular tourist destination for its beautiful Buddhist statues and architecture,…
BIG MAN PIGMAN: The Mysterious Peoria Pigman Resurfaces On TikTok After Thirty-Five Year Absence
PEORIA – Thought to be dead or in retreat in the deep wilderness, the mysterious Pigman resurfaced this week, to…
RAISED BY WOLVES: Wildlife Biologist Loses Partial Custody In Federal Court, Wolf Pack Visitation Granted
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK — Widowed wildlife biologist Brian Hu, once a devoted husband and father, now shares custody of his…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 22 – 28
Salut, les amis! This week brings a renewed energy to all signs. It will be good for us all to…
HIRAM RISING: I Think The Lottery May Be A Government Plot to Increase Revenues Instead of a Way to Get Rich
As many of you know, I recently thought the world was coming to an end due to the events of…
Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Mysteries Behind the Headlines
In the glittering world of fame and fortune, even the most mundane occurrences can be shrouded in secrecy and speculation.…
CURIOUS COOKING: Whet Your Appetite with Tropical Merm-Ade
Welcome back, my foodie friends, to Curious Cooking, which this week takes a delightful journey under the sea, where we’ll…