HE DOESN’T SPEAK FOR ME: Dr. Frankenstein’s Continued Stance on the Nature of Madness Makes Frankenstein’s Monster “Really Sad”
In the dim shadows of a world filled with debates on sanity and the bounds of human understanding, there exists…
THE ABYSS DOESN’T GAZE BACK – Wrenchmonkey Reaches Out To The Cosmos – No One Takes His Hand
GADSDEN—Out on a tiny patio in a dismal apartment complex, Jason Sims, a 26-year-old college dropout and oil change technician,…
SNARED BY THE ROPERITE: Ultramarathoner Becomes Prey For Obscure Cryptid
DUCOR – Ducor California resident Caleb Chauvin recently found himself in a heart-pounding race for survival during what was meant…
I’M IN LOVE WITH A MUMMY! Man Falls in Love with a Corpse over 2,000 Years Old
Proof that some love stories defy the bounds of time and mortality, a man has captured the hearts of many…
ELEPHANTS ARE FAKE! Panel of Zoologists Determine Pachyderms to be a Hoax Species
In a jaw-dropping twist that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, it has been uncovered that elephants, those majestic…
WE BURY OUR OWN AROUND HERE – SD Gov Noem Slays Werewolf, Accused Of Dogicide
SOUTH DAKOTA – Kristi Noem, the South Dakota governor and Republican vice-presidential hopeful has admitted to personally shooting the family…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 29 – May 5
Salut, les amis! The end of April is upon us. Time to get those last seeds in the ground, my…
Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Juiciest Secrets of the Rich, Famous, and Supernatural
Welcome, Reality Readers, to the latest edition of “Reality Rumors,” where we dive headfirst into the murky waters of gossip,…
CURIOUS COOKING: Savor the Enchantment of Fairie-Clairs
In the realm of desserts, there exists a confectionary creation that embodies the whimsical allure of the fae themselves. Welcome,…
SINCLAIR – My Tabloid Youth: Lost and Found In Florida
LANTANA – I have drawn the ire of a powerful wizard, and I have fled to Florida. Apparently, my former…