SINCLAIR: Black Magic Isn’t What I Expected, But The Reality Register Archives Are Enchanting!
The Reality Register has finally given me an assignment worthy of my skills. This story brought me on a journey…
FINDING FAUX-CHELLA: Death Valley Festival Confuses Fans Who Could Find It
PARTS UNKNOWN – The inaugural Death Valley Music and Arts Festival wrapped up over the weekend to little fanfare and,…
INTERVIEW WITH A BIGFOOT: Phil Factor Sits Down With Bigfoot, Talks Photogenicity, Family and Authenticity
This interview originally appeared on The Phil Factor PACIFIC NORTHWEST – As I have delved further and further into the…
RUDE AWAKENING: Cicadas Awaken After A Decade Underground This Summer, But This Year They’ll be Spreading A Zombifying Fungus
As the summer sun begins its ascent, a peculiar phenomenon prepares to grace our gardens and woodlands: the emergence of…
NEVER ENOUGH: Goats Pledge 95k Gallon Blood Aid to Chupacabras, Dogmen
WASHINGTON D.C.- In a defiant public statement clouded by ignorant pro-goat speciesists, the goat community has declared its unwavering support…
PATTERSON FILM FINALLY RULED A HOAX: Experts Agree The Film Purported to Show Bigfoot Actually Shows Marionettes Controlled by The Loch Ness Monster
In a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the cryptid community, a panel of esteemed experts has finally cracked…
CHILDREN ARE THE GREATEST CURSE: Child Expert Claims Toddlers Are Actually Demons, All Parents Agree
An early childhood expert has come forward with a theory that all parents have held to be true for centuries:…
GO BACK TO SPACE! Iowa Passes Law To Fire Undocumented Grey Aliens Into Space Using High Powered Cannon
DES MOINES – In a bold move that has sparked debate across the nation, the state of Iowa has passed…
THE FAT GUY IS FINE, IT’S THE CANE THAT’S WRONG! Marathon Winner Disqualified on Outrageous Technicality
BOSTON – A Fat Guy With a Cane rolled over the competition at the Boston Marathon, waddling over the line…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 15 – 21
Salut, les amis! Remember that solar eclipse a couple weeks ago? It has been predicted by many in the spiritual…