MAKE BIGFOOT GREAT AGAIN: Stunning Orange Sasquatch Spotted In Oregon, Noticeably Small Hands Reported
PORTLAND – In the verdant forests just outside Portland, Oregon, a bizarre and intriguing sighting has captured the imaginations of…
DIVINATE, EVEN LATE: An Increasing Number of Ouija Board Users Report Connecting With Wendy’s Founder Dave Thomas
A number of recent reports suggest that the spirit of Dave Thomas, the late founder of Wendy’s, has been making…
READER SUBMISSION: My Dinner Date With a Pukwudgie… or Three
So this reader submission came in the other day with a note that said, “I know this isn’t really a…
IT’S A BIG CLUB AND YOU AIN’T IN IT, BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE BROKE: 5 Personal Finance Tips From The Reptilian Elite
MOUNT SHASTA – Solomon Mountbatten, a 33 Degree Mason and newly appointed ambassador to the surface at the Mount Shasta…
FACT CHECK: Don’t Believe Your Lying Eyes – Zendaya is Actually Hot And A Good Actress
HOLLYWOOD – If you have never heard of Zendaya, then you are officially irrelevant. From her early days on Disney…
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS IF THEY’RE INVISIBLE? Police Test Invisibility Suits on Ohio Highway
CLEVELAND Ohio – In a startling display of governmental power, police officers near Cleveland, Ohio, utilized new invisibility suits to…
BOOK REVIEW: “Consuming Darkness” By Brian J. Smith. A Disgusting Monster And Deranged Breakfast Platters Come Together Like 7 Strips of Bacon And Eggs
Brian J. Smith’s “Consuming Darkness” plunges readers into the heart of a small town besieged by demons, both internal and…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Introducing the Mystical Cryptid Horoscope
Bonjour, quoi de neuf! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Lady Bacon (pr. Lay-dee Bah-Cohn.) I was raised as…
REALITY RUMORS: America To Become Necromacy, Mermaid Madness And More!
Welcome back, Reality Readers, to another edition of Reality Rumors, where we dive deep into the juiciest gossip from the…
CURIOUS COOKING: Tantalize Your Tastebuds With Jersey Deviled Eggs
Welcome back, cuisine creepers, to another delightful culinary journey in the world of Curious Cooking. Today, we embark on a…