I’M FREAKING OUT, MAN: Fear and Loathing in Cumberland Farms
SOMERVILLE – It’s a Tuesday night, and the fluorescent lights of the convenience store flicker overhead like strobe lights at…
BACK-COUNTRY BRAWL UPDATE: Man Looking For A Fight With Bigfoot Is Finding Himself Alone In the Woods
In the dense woods of Oregon, nestled in the shadow of the majestic Mount Hood, a man named Mark Sullivan…
MONOLITH HOAX IS BACK FOR MORE – Welsh Liar Posts Terrible Video Reenacting Lousy 2020 Meme
WALES – A man from a country called Wales claims to have found a gleaming silver monolith in the uplands…
GREMLINS ARE DESTROYING BOEING: How The Plane Manufacturer Plans To Use A Hillbilly To Save The Company
TENNESSEE – Boeing has had a terrible year, but it’s not the aerospace giant’s fault. Amidst the turbulence of technical…
MARCH SADNESS RESULTS: Experts Assemble to Establish Best Cryptid Through Bracketology
In the world of cryptids, where myths and legends collide, there’s one event that reigns supreme: March Sadness. As the…
CRYPTID RIGHTS YESTERDAY – How Jorge Has Rebranded Himself And His People, And How He Plans To Make A Better World
NEW YORK CITY – In a world where mythical beings are often relegated to the shadows of folklore or sensationalized…
THE LEGEND UNLEASHED: America’s Favorite Cryptid, Dogman, Revealed to be a Grown Up Lil’ Bow Wow
In a stunning revelation that has rocked the cryptid community, the mysterious and elusive creature known as the Dogman has…
LADY BACON’S CRYPTID HOROSCOPE: March 11 – 17
Bonjour, mes amours! An exciting week awaits you all! As Uranus passes through the sign of Doppelgänger, all signs may…
SINCLAIR: I COLLAPSED MOTHMAN AFTER HE COLLAPSED MY BRIDGE-How I Went Home To Pay My Respects, And Pay Back The Cryptid That Sullied My Family Name
POINT PLEASANT – In the rugged hills of West Virginia, where the echoes of tragedies past still linger in the…
CURIOUS COOKING: Suck On Deliciousness With Draculattes
Greetings, coffee connoisseurs and aficionados of the eerie and enigmatic! Today, we are thrilled to introduce you to a bewitching…