BOOK REVIEW: Lance Loot’s “Huber” Brings Readers On a SUCK-TACULAR Ride of Household Horror
Buy it now or read for free with Amazon Unlimited Lance Loot’s latest addition to his horror catalogue, “Huber,” continues…
HIRAM RISING: As Part Of Licensure Requirements, Doctors Should Have To Keep A Nude Picture Of Themselves On The Wall To Make Patients More Comfortable
So this past summer I hit the big 5-0. That’s right, I’ve lived a half of a century. For the…
FLAT EARTHERS PROVEN WRONG! Man Pilots Self-Made Space Shuttle and Discovers Earth is Actually a Cube
In a jaw-dropping feat of ingenuity, a daring man has defied the odds and launched himself into space using a…
CRYPTIDS DON’T DISCRIMINATE: Wendigo Recruited By NYC To Prevent Racist National Guard Bag Inspections
NEW YORK CITY – In the wake of a series of alarming incidents plaguing New York City’s subway system, city…
MAKE BIGFOOT GREAT AGAIN: Stunning Orange Sasquatch Spotted In Oregon, Noticeably Small Hands Reported
PORTLAND – In the verdant forests just outside Portland, Oregon, a bizarre and intriguing sighting has captured the imaginations of…
DIVINATE, EVEN LATE: An Increasing Number of Ouija Board Users Report Connecting With Wendy’s Founder Dave Thomas
A number of recent reports suggest that the spirit of Dave Thomas, the late founder of Wendy’s, has been making…
READER SUBMISSION: My Dinner Date With a Pukwudgie… or Three
So this reader submission came in the other day with a note that said, “I know this isn’t really a…
IT’S A BIG CLUB AND YOU AIN’T IN IT, BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE BROKE: 5 Personal Finance Tips From The Reptilian Elite
MOUNT SHASTA – Solomon Mountbatten, a 33 Degree Mason and newly appointed ambassador to the surface at the Mount Shasta…
FACT CHECK: Don’t Believe Your Lying Eyes – Zendaya is Actually Hot And A Good Actress
HOLLYWOOD – If you have never heard of Zendaya, then you are officially irrelevant. From her early days on Disney…
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS IF THEY’RE INVISIBLE? Police Test Invisibility Suits on Ohio Highway
CLEVELAND Ohio – In a startling display of governmental power, police officers near Cleveland, Ohio, utilized new invisibility suits to…