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INNER BEAUTY IS MEANINGLESS WHEN YOU LOOK THIS GOOD – Female Grey Aliens Remind Everyone What It Means To Look Fabulous As The Original Source For Beauty Standards

INNER BEAUTY IS MEANINGLESS WHEN YOU LOOK THIS GOOD – Female Grey Aliens Remind Everyone What It Means To Look Fabulous As The Original Source For Beauty Standards

February 15, 2024

Move over, Vogue and Elle – it’s time to give credit where credit is due. Forget about Coco Chanel and…

BEAUTY IS MORE THAN FUR-DEEP – Lady Sasquatches Turn to Cosmetic Surgery Amid Social Media Anxiety

BEAUTY IS MORE THAN FUR-DEEP – Lady Sasquatches Turn to Cosmetic Surgery Amid Social Media Anxiety

February 14, 2024

THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST- In the heart of the wilderness, a peculiar trend is emerging among the enigmatic female Sasquatches. Once…

ECHOES OF THE DEEP:  A Recovered Captain’s Journal Reveals Answers to Mysteries Surrounding an 80 Year Old Shipwreck, But Raises Many More

ECHOES OF THE DEEP: A Recovered Captain’s Journal Reveals Answers to Mysteries Surrounding an 80 Year Old Shipwreck, But Raises Many More

February 14, 2024

A reader submission popped up in my inbox from an anonymous member of the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society. It seems…

SINCLAIR: GNORTS MR. ALIEN IS NEIL ARMSTRONG. Stunning Revelations and Original Research in Roswell, NM

SINCLAIR: GNORTS MR. ALIEN IS NEIL ARMSTRONG. Stunning Revelations and Original Research in Roswell, NM

February 13, 2024

ROSWELL – As I stared at the cryptic message from my ten-year-old nephew, my skepticism wavered. “It’s [redacted] I have…

BOOK REVIEW:  “Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass” – A Scatological Tour Through Southern Trailer Parks And Elvis Impersonation

BOOK REVIEW: “Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass” – A Scatological Tour Through Southern Trailer Parks And Elvis Impersonation

February 12, 2024

“Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass” is a rollicking novella that takes readers on a madcap adventure through the…

STORAGE BIN OF FECES: Charles Darwin’s Recently Assembled Lost Library Reveals Some of Humanity Actually Evolved From Lizards, Including Himself!

STORAGE BIN OF FECES: Charles Darwin’s Recently Assembled Lost Library Reveals Some of Humanity Actually Evolved From Lizards, Including Himself!

February 12, 2024

LONDON – A recent discovery has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, as a research team has amassed over 3000…

CURIOUS COOKING:  Herald Terrifyingly delicious flavor with Cheesy Mothmannicotti

CURIOUS COOKING: Herald Terrifyingly delicious flavor with Cheesy Mothmannicotti

February 11, 2024

Welcome Curious Cookers, to another culinary adventure in the kitchen! Today, we’re embracing the mysterious and delightful with a dish…

Reality Rumors: Big Tech Treachery, A Performer in Purgatory, and more!

Reality Rumors: Big Tech Treachery, A Performer in Purgatory, and more!

February 11, 2024

Welcome back to another edition of Reality Rumors, your go-to source for the juiciest gossip from the realms beyond. We’re…

OPINION:  The Year of the Dragon Should be The Year of The Elephant, So China Can Remember That New Years was Over a Month Ago

OPINION: The Year of the Dragon Should be The Year of The Elephant, So China Can Remember That New Years was Over a Month Ago

February 10, 2024

So, this week, China celebrated the start of the new year, dubbing it the “Year of the Dragon.” Cool, right?…

SINCLAIR: GET OFF OF MY PLANET!  It’s Past Time That We Declare War On The Grey Alien Menace

SINCLAIR: GET OFF OF MY PLANET! It’s Past Time That We Declare War On The Grey Alien Menace

February 10, 2024

As a concerned citizen deeply troubled by recent events, I find myself compelled to make a resounding plea: it is…

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