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DIVINE INTERVENTION: Donald Trump Assassination Attempt Thwarted by Richard Simmons’ Angel

Former President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt thanks to the spirit of Richard Simmons, orchestrated by psychic Lady Bacon. Simmons, the late fitness icon, saved Trump by intercepting a silver bullet intended for him, believing Simmons to be a werewolf. This act bound Simmons to an eternal torment meant for Trump. Despite the pain, Simmons accepted this fate out of gratitude for Trump’s past kindness. The story has captivated the public, blending politics and the supernatural. There is hope for Simmons’ redemption if Trump reforms. Supporters are encouraged to pray for both figures, seeking a positive resolution.

WHYEVER DID I ROAM? Thousands of Full-Time RV Families Snap Out of Trance All At Once

On July 8, 2024, thousands of nomadic families in RVs, vans, and converted buses experienced a collective realization questioning their full-time traveling lifestyle. Experts suggest psychological stress and misleading social media depictions contributed to this mass awakening. Many are now seeking traditional living, highlighting the challenges of nomadic life and the importance of stability.