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For years, the enigmatic creature known as Bigfoot has managed to evade the limelight, living in the remote, peaceful forests…
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SALVATION OR DAMNATION? James Earl Jones Heads To The Afterlife, and We Know Where He’s Going
THE AFTERLIFE – James Earl Jones, the baritone titan of stage and screen, has left this mortal coil today at…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of August 12 – August 18
Salut, les amis! This week we have two major astronomical events to traverse: The BlueSturgeon Moon (BSM) and Lunar Occultation…
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In the vast, arid expanses of the American Southwest, where the sun paints the landscape in hues of gold and…
Five Stories From Around The Olympic Villages
In times of great global turbulence, the Olympic Games arrive to pit nation against nation and calm our troubled waters.…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of August 5 – August 11
Salut, les amis! My faithful Guides have returned! Oh, great ones, Fai’th-Ra and La’La-Ra, whatwords of wisdom do you bring?…
SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM – Cigars and Sausage Diet Isn’t What You Think!
In the world of bizarre diets and health trends, the Reality Register has reported on everything from the “Imaginary Food…
READER SUBMISSION: HELP! I THINK MY TEACHER MAY SECRETLY BE A MANATEE!
Hi folks! I’ve been looking for a good reader submission to publish for a while now, but we haven’t had…
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In a shocking revelation that could redefine the way we view athletic excellence, the Reality Register’s resident psychic, Lady Bacon,…