PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 29 – August 4
Salut, les amis! Last week I admitted a deep secret to the readers of The Reality Register, onethat lay hidden…
CURIOUS COOKING: See the Future of Flavor with Psy-kickin’ Buffalo Wings
As the start of football season approaches, fans across the nation are gearing up for the excitement and camaraderie that…
STRANDED BY OUR GREATEST STRENGTH – Astronauts Face Extended Stay Due to Boeing Starliner Leaks, Gremlins
LOW EARTH ORBIT – Astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams have found themselves stranded aboard the International Space Station (ISS)…
HILLBILLY ELEGANCE: Fancy Sofa Was Asking For It, Leaves Appalachian Trail of Bastards
WEST VIRGINIA – In a bizarre and sensational tale that’s sweeping across the internet, a saddle leather sofa, possibly a…
HIRAM RISING: 5 Reasons I Think Nominating Kamala For President Is a Bad Move For America
This past weekend, President Joe Biden withdrew his bid for reelection. Many saw this coming following his less than stellar…
HOLY GUACAMOLE: RI Man Nearly Mummifies In Endless Food Truck Line
NEWPORT – The inevitable happened at the 3rd Annual Newport Food Truck & Craft Beer Festival in Newport, Rhode Island,…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 22 – July 28
Salut, les amis! This week brings the full moon in the human-derived sign of Capricorn – asopposed to the signs…
CURIOUS COOKING: Chill Your Restless Spirit This Summer With Polterg-Iced Tea
As the summer sun casts its long, golden rays across the garden, there’s nothing quite like a tall, chilled glass…
SPECTRAL SECRECY: California Bans Policies Requiring Notification of Ghostly Transition to Higher Powers
SACRAMENTO – California Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law Monday banning all medical facilities from implementing policies that…
BUSTIN’ MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD – Charity Ghost Hunt at Adult Bookstore Leaves Staind Frontman on the Outside Looking In
Dale and Beatrice Bosom, acclaimed ghost hunters, held a star-studded charity séance at the Pioneer Valley ‘Route 33’ Adult Bookstore in Chicopee, Massachusetts. Despite unexpected customer interactions, the event featured paranormal investigations and a séance involving Staind’s Aaron Lewis. The event raised over $700 to install blackout film on the bookstore’s windows.