HIRAM RISING: Many Forget That Memorial Day Is A Day to Reflect On Memorials
It’s memorial day here in the United States, and for most of us, it means a day off from work,…
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PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of May 27 – June 2
Salut, les amis! The end of this week brings us to the center of Chupacabra season. You may feel a…
CURIOUS COOKING: Shadow Governmint Chocolate Chip Cookies, A True Comfort Food of Control
In the realm of clandestine power and whispered influence, where decisions that shape the world are made behind closed doors,…
REALITY RUMORS: Sleep Demon Disaster, Memedog Sati, Necromancer Naughtiness and More!
In the world of entertainment, scandals and secrets abound, and this week is no exception. From ghostly visitations to unexpected…
SINCLAIR: How the Carnivore Diet Brought Me Health, Happiness, and the Fight of My Life
Things have been getting out of hand for me lately. Between my ongoing battles with metaphorical demons and literal monsters,…
SACRED SENTIENT SLACKS? Fresno Nightcrawler Becomes First Cryptid to be Granted Sainthood
THE VATICAN – In the latest effort to maintain relevance, the Catholic Church has officially declared the Fresno Nightcrawler a…
DEAR TOM: Advice On Life, Love, and the American Way From a Time Portal With a Founding Father
Welcome to Dear Tom, an advice column we’re trying out after we received numerous questions that read more like requests…
WHAT’S GOING ON IN BOISE? Bigfoot Suspected of Rabies Infection After He Foams at the Mouth in Daylight Picnic Raid
BOISE — Residents of Boise Idaho were once again faced with an unusual Bigfoot encounter this week. The creature, typically…
SEVEN DEADLY GAMES – Is an Ancient Order Responsible For The Denver Nuggets’ Game Seven Loss at Home?
Nikola Jokić and the Denver Nuggets fell to the Minnesota Timberwolves Sunday night in a stunning 98-90 loss that broke…
HOW CONVENIENT: Iranian Chopper Downed By Dragon, Mystery Dr. President Rises to Replace
IRAN – In a tragic turn of events, Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi died in a helicopter crash on May 19,…