HEALTH WATCH: How Many Is Too Many?
A new study in the New England Chronicle of Science stirs up the age-old question of how much alcohol can an adult…
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LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION – Young Professionals Flock to Sewers, Pricing Out Original Inhabitants
IN YOUR CITY – Responding to ever-increasing real estate prices and flagging availability of affordable rentals, young professionals are turning…
COP CAT, POLICE DETECTIVE, DEAD AT 38: Police Officer That Became Permanently Stuck in Safety Mascot Gear Dies of Mysterious Illness
RICHMOND – Officer Michael Fielder, a respected member of the Richmond, Virginia Police Department, has died this week after living…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of June 10 – June 16
Salut, les amis! Things are really heating up out there! Some of our cryptid friends tolerate the heat better than…
CURIOUS COOKING: Surrender to the Savory With New World Hors D’oeuvres
Greetings to all of you eaters of the exotic, and welcome back to Curious Cooking, where today, we embrace the…
Reality Rumors: Monarchy Messes, Jealousy From Beyond the Grave and More!
In the world of scandal and intrigue, this week has brought us a fresh batch of juicy gossip that’s too…
INCEL CRYPTIDS – Loser Bigfoot Find Kindred Spirits Amid Nerd Culture
BOISE – Several awkward, downright unattractive Bigfoot have been spotted in the Boise area over the past several months, in…
YOU’VE GOT A FRIEND? Aging James Taylor Now Regrets Recording Song That Summons Him to People in Need
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – In February of 1971, James Taylor recorded “You’ve Got A Friend” as the first single for his…
GET ME OUT OF SESAME STREET: Cookie Monster Eats PCP-Laced Cookie, Placed on Indefinite Leave
In an unprecedented and shocking turn of events, beloved Sesame Street character Cookie Monster has been placed on indefinite leave…
A NEW NAME TOPS LIST OF MOST POPULAR AMERICAN BABY BOY NAMES, AND IT MAY SURPRISE YOU!
America’s Social Security Administration has recently released its data for 2023, including the documentation all births in the United States,…