WHAT IS SGINTA? Our Five Year Old Correspondent Reveals Yet Another New Cryptid
THE NORTH PACIFIC – In the remote and frigid waters of Alaska and Northeast Asia, a cryptic creature known as…
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GET OUT OF MY BAY: How Chessie Chased The Kraken From Maryland Waters
BALTIMORE – In the wake of the recent destruction of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore over the Patapsco…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Cyptid Horoscope for the Week of April 1 – 7
Salut, les amis! The new month brings many of us who dwell in the Northern hemisphere a refreshing breath of…
CURIOUS COOKING: Bring Your Guests to Life With Zombean Casserole
Welcome back everyone, to another delicious edition of Curious Cooking. This week, I wrestled with coming up with a recipe…
REALITY RUMORS: Hip Hop, Hopping Mischief And More!
Welcome back to Reality Rumors, your one-stop destination for all the latest gossip, scandals, and secrets from around the world.…
BOGFOOT IS REAL: Once Thought To Be A Mere Typo, The Cryptid Has A Very Human Weakness
Since the first of February, my life has been a maelstrom of violence. It all began when the Reality Register…
IT WASN’T ME…THIS TIME: Mothman Denies Involvement in Kraken Conspiracy To Destroy Bridge
BALTIMORE – In a harborside press conference earlier today, the legendary Mothman has vehemently denied any responsibility for the deadly…
DIDDY IS A SILLY NAME, BUT THESE CHARGES ARE SERIOUS: Puff Daddy Accused Of Trafficking Grey Alien Babes In Galactic Beef
MIAMI – Reaching new depths of depravity, music mogul Sean “Puff Daddy P Diddy” Combs has found himself embroiled in…
THE ECLIPSE WILL MAKE YOU FAT: How Werewolves and Draculas Can Stay Safe on April 8
GODDARD – Transformative supernatural creatures across large swathes of the United States are facing an unprecedented warning from Rick Spake…
BIGFOOT SWAGGERJACKS DOGMAN: Dumb Scheme To Become Werewolf Lands Squatch In The Clink
WILLOW CREEK – In a bizarre turn of events, the once-revered Sasquatch has found himself behind bars after a failed…