COSMIC COSTUME CAPERS: Thieving Grey Aliens Use Increasingly Elaborate Disguises to Gain Entry to Homes
Across the country, reports are flooding in of grey aliens donning increasingly elaborate disguises to gain entry into homes through…
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CONSPIRACIES ARE FOR NERDS: Boston Man Has Never Believed A Single Conspiracy Theory
BOSTON – In a world filled with whispers of shadowy government agendas and clandestine operations, there are few who remain…
WHAT IS SGINTA? Our Five Year Old Correspondent Reveals Yet Another New Cryptid
THE NORTH PACIFIC – In the remote and frigid waters of Alaska and Northeast Asia, a cryptic creature known as…
GET OUT OF MY BAY: How Chessie Chased The Kraken From Maryland Waters
BALTIMORE – In the wake of the recent destruction of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore over the Patapsco…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Cyptid Horoscope for the Week of April 1 – 7
Salut, les amis! The new month brings many of us who dwell in the Northern hemisphere a refreshing breath of…
CURIOUS COOKING: Bring Your Guests to Life With Zombean Casserole
Welcome back everyone, to another delicious edition of Curious Cooking. This week, I wrestled with coming up with a recipe…
REALITY RUMORS: Hip Hop, Hopping Mischief And More!
Welcome back to Reality Rumors, your one-stop destination for all the latest gossip, scandals, and secrets from around the world.…
BOGFOOT IS REAL: Once Thought To Be A Mere Typo, The Cryptid Has A Very Human Weakness
Since the first of February, my life has been a maelstrom of violence. It all began when the Reality Register…
IT WASN’T ME…THIS TIME: Mothman Denies Involvement in Kraken Conspiracy To Destroy Bridge
BALTIMORE – In a harborside press conference earlier today, the legendary Mothman has vehemently denied any responsibility for the deadly…
DIDDY IS A SILLY NAME, BUT THESE CHARGES ARE SERIOUS: Puff Daddy Accused Of Trafficking Grey Alien Babes In Galactic Beef
MIAMI – Reaching new depths of depravity, music mogul Sean “Puff Daddy P Diddy” Combs has found himself embroiled in…