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BIGFOOT’S BEST FRIEND? Disc Golfer Rescues Neglected SquatchDog, Plans To Smoke Up Bigfoot

BIGFOOT’S BEST FRIEND? Disc Golfer Rescues Neglected SquatchDog, Plans To Smoke Up Bigfoot

April 10, 2024

PLAINVILLE – In the realm of cryptids and urban legends, few creatures capture the imagination quite like Bigfoot. But what…

FLORIDA MAN TELLS ALL: How A Midair Collision Seeded The Everglades With Invasive Species, Including The PandaSquatch

FLORIDA MAN TELLS ALL: How A Midair Collision Seeded The Everglades With Invasive Species, Including The PandaSquatch

April 9, 2024

EVERGLADES – In the dense, murky depths of the Florida Everglades, where the air is thick with humidity and the…

THE WENDIGO’S STAR IS RISING AS NFL DRAFT APPROACHES

THE WENDIGO’S STAR IS RISING AS NFL DRAFT APPROACHES

April 9, 2024

DEVIL’S LAKE, ND – Devil’s Lake State College of Mining and Thaumatology’s star right guard, The Wendigo, is now being…

WASTE NOT: Simulation Cultist Pledges To Live A Boring Life To Conserve The Hardware Running REALITY.EXE

WASTE NOT: Simulation Cultist Pledges To Live A Boring Life To Conserve The Hardware Running REALITY.EXE

April 8, 2024

CAMBRIDGE – In the realm of baseless convictions, few are as captivating as the theory that reality itself is nothing…

PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON:  Your Weekly Cryptid Horoscope for the Week of April 8 – 14

PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Cryptid Horoscope for the Week of April 8 – 14

April 8, 2024

Salut, les amis! Spring has sprung! The warm breezes have returned, forcing out the sleepy cold of Winter. Forest animals…

REALITY RUMORS: AI Ghosts, A Tech Guy Is Toast, And Inside Trading From The Coast

REALITY RUMORS: AI Ghosts, A Tech Guy Is Toast, And Inside Trading From The Coast

April 7, 2024

In the dimly lit corridors of power and intrigue, whispers of clandestine dealings and hidden agendas echo. Welcome, reality readers,…

CURIOUS COOKING: Unleash Your Wild Side With Bigfoot-Long Hot Dogs

CURIOUS COOKING: Unleash Your Wild Side With Bigfoot-Long Hot Dogs

April 7, 2024

In the realm of culinary creations, there are few dishes as enigmatic and intriguing as the Bigfoot-Long Hotdog. Named after…

SINCLAIR MOVIE REVIEW: “Monkey Man” Fails to Deliver Monkeymen – Shaky Camera And Boring Plot Spoils Awesome Title

SINCLAIR MOVIE REVIEW: “Monkey Man” Fails to Deliver Monkeymen – Shaky Camera And Boring Plot Spoils Awesome Title

April 6, 2024

The Reality Register has long been known for the most accurate, stringent book reviews available online, but movies have thus…

COSMIC COSTUME CAPERS:  Thieving Grey Aliens Use Increasingly Elaborate Disguises to Gain Entry to Homes

COSMIC COSTUME CAPERS: Thieving Grey Aliens Use Increasingly Elaborate Disguises to Gain Entry to Homes

April 4, 2024

Across the country, reports are flooding in of grey aliens donning increasingly elaborate disguises to gain entry into homes through…

CONSPIRACIES ARE FOR NERDS:  Boston Man Has Never Believed A Single Conspiracy Theory

CONSPIRACIES ARE FOR NERDS: Boston Man Has Never Believed A Single Conspiracy Theory

April 4, 2024

BOSTON – In a world filled with whispers of shadowy government agendas and clandestine operations, there are few who remain…

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