NEVER ENOUGH: Goats Pledge 95k Gallon Blood Aid to Chupacabras, Dogmen
WASHINGTON D.C.- In a defiant public statement clouded by ignorant pro-goat speciesists, the goat community has declared its unwavering support…
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CHILDREN ARE THE GREATEST CURSE: Child Expert Claims Toddlers Are Actually Demons, All Parents Agree
An early childhood expert has come forward with a theory that all parents have held to be true for centuries:…
GO BACK TO SPACE! Iowa Passes Law To Fire Undocumented Grey Aliens Into Space Using High Powered Cannon
DES MOINES – In a bold move that has sparked debate across the nation, the state of Iowa has passed…
THE FAT GUY IS FINE, IT’S THE CANE THAT’S WRONG! Marathon Winner Disqualified on Outrageous Technicality
BOSTON – A Fat Guy With a Cane rolled over the competition at the Boston Marathon, waddling over the line…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 15 – 21
Salut, les amis! Remember that solar eclipse a couple weeks ago? It has been predicted by many in the spiritual…
CURIOUS COOKING: Create a Howlingly Good Meal With Dog-Manhattan Clam Chowder
In the enchanting realm of culinary lore, there exists a legend that transcends the ordinary and ventures into the realm…
Reality Rumors: Dark Wizards Running on Empty, A Cryptid’s Fall From Grace, and A Dog Corpse In The Woods
Welcome to “Reality Rumors,” your exclusive peek into the juiciest gossip circulating among the stars and behind the scenes. From…
HIRAM RISING: JUSTICE FOR THE JUICE – In the wake of O.J. Simpson’s Death, I search for the real killers
This week, the world lost someone truly special. O.J. Simpson leaves behind a legacy of elite athletic prowess, brilliant comedic…
SINCLAIR: TWO NIGHTS IN THE U.P. – How I Went Hunting For Dogman, But Found Something Even Stranger
The Durango has been piling up the miles lately, bringing me from the local forest to confront multiple cryptohominids, out…
FACT CHECK: 5 Things Your Crazy Uncle Has Got Wrong About CERN And The Large Hadron Collider
In an age where misinformation spreads like wildfire, it’s crucial to separate fact from fiction, especially when it comes to…