A QWERTY QUANDARY: A Small Town In Vermont Is Ravaged By Mysterious Keyboard Attacks
If you travel to the quiet suburb of Williston, Vermont, chances are you’ll come across at least one person with…
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NEW COLUMN!!! KIDZ KRYPTID KORNER PRESENTS: THE CONNECTICUT SLUGMAN!
(EDITOR’S NOTE: This is a new column where we report the unvarnished truth from young children that describe previously unknown…
SAVED BY SATAN: Spectral Stray Shooting Narrowly Misses Lucky Luciferian
REHOBOTH – Local man Jeff Perkins came face-to-face with the legendary redheaded hitchhiker of Route 44 in yet another paranormal episode in the famed…
RAISED BY WOLVES: Wildlife Biologist Loses Partial Custody In Federal Court, Wolf Pack Visitation Granted
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK — Widowed wildlife biologist Brian Hu, once a devoted husband and father, now shares custody of his…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 22 – 28
Salut, les amis! This week brings a renewed energy to all signs. It will be good for us all to…
Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Mysteries Behind the Headlines
In the glittering world of fame and fortune, even the most mundane occurrences can be shrouded in secrecy and speculation.…
CURIOUS COOKING: Whet Your Appetite with Tropical Merm-Ade
Welcome back, my foodie friends, to Curious Cooking, which this week takes a delightful journey under the sea, where we’ll…
SINCLAIR: Black Magic Isn’t What I Expected, But The Reality Register Archives Are Enchanting!
The Reality Register has finally given me an assignment worthy of my skills. This story brought me on a journey…
INTERVIEW WITH A BIGFOOT: Phil Factor Sits Down With Bigfoot, Talks Photogenicity, Family and Authenticity
This interview originally appeared on The Phil Factor PACIFIC NORTHWEST – As I have delved further and further into the…
NEVER ENOUGH: Goats Pledge 95k Gallon Blood Aid to Chupacabras, Dogmen
WASHINGTON D.C.- In a defiant public statement clouded by ignorant pro-goat speciesists, the goat community has declared its unwavering support…