WATER IS LIFE – Farmers in Arizona’s High Desert Harness Giant Underground Monster Worms for Well Digging
ST JOHNS – In the sun-scorched expanses of Arizona’s High Desert, where water is a precious commodity and the arid…
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IT’S ALL ABOUT THREADS – Dogman, The Greatest Cryptid Ever, Logs On And Loves Twitter Clone
ESCANABA – Everyone knows his deep backstory and fascinating lore – the legendary cryptid known as Dogman has recently made…
MOVIE-NIGHT MISFIRE: Grey Aliens Find The Movie “The Grey” To Be An Utter Disappointment
In a galaxy not so far away, Grey aliens, known for their insatiable curiosity and penchant for dabbling in human…
FULL MOON-TAL JACKET: A Werewolf Prowls The Rose Garden, White House Lies About Dog Bites
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In recent months, the White House has been rocked by a series of biting incidents involving the…
SINCLAIR: Steroids Are The Solution To All Of My Problems, None Of Which Are My Fault
As I sit down to share my thoughts with you, dear readers, I must confess: steroids have become my saving…
A SHOCKING HAMBURGER OF THINGS TO COME: Fast Food Scientists Create Chimera Burger To Delight Entomophagists And Cannibals Alike
CHICAGO – In a groundbreaking exposé, The Reality Register has obtained internal documents and communications from a disgruntled scientist at…
CURIOUS COOKING: Pay the Troll Toll Of Tastiness With Nordic Troll Slaw
Of all the recipes I’ve delivered here at Curious Cooking, there are few delights as enchanting as the Nordic Troll…
REALITY RUMORS: A Deal Even The Devil Won’t Do, The Price Of Magic And More!
Hey there, gossip aficionados! Get ready to buckle up and dive headfirst into another sassy edition of Reality Rumors, where…
DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN, BRO – Chinese Man Dines On Clouds, Begs Gov To Use Weather Machine To Send Him Home
ABOVE THE ROCKIES – In a tale that seems straight out of a whimsical adventure novel, Li Pei, a spirited…
HE ATE THE MONSTER MASH: The Unlikely Tale of How Two Slender Men Became One
FLAGSTAFF – Buckle up, folks, because we’ve got some mind-bending news fresh off the press. You might want to sit…