A SONG OF VINES AND RHYMES: Brooklyn Swamp Thing Returns With New Track
It’s been over fifteen years since Brooklyn Swamp Thing’s last mix tape, Rhymezomatous Herbs, dropped, and nearly a decade since he wowed audiences as…
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BOOK REVIEW: We’re Not In Love With “I’m In Love With Mothman”
Before I begin, I want to state that my review is not a personal attack against the author. We all…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of June 17 – June 23
Salut, les amis! Venus is leaving a trail of broken hearts through the signs of Chupacabra and Lusca this week.…
CURIOUS COOKING: Disclose Deliciousness with Men in Blackberry Swirl Cheesecake
In the world of desserts, few can rival the classic elegance of a New York cheesecake. However, just as the…
REALITY RUMORS: The Juiciest Gossip You Won’t Believe
From royal scandals to psychic showdowns, this week’s gossip is wilder than ever. Get ready for a rollercoaster of rumors…
SINCLAIR: How An Evil Dog Scientist Unleashed Golden Hell Upon The World
Just when I think that I knew it all about the paranormal, this vast and unpredictable world throws me a…
READER SUBMISSION: Pstephen Cromwell, Psychic Warrior
Hello everyone and welcome to another reader submission to The Reality Register! Reader submissions are usually my favorite thing to…
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION – Young Professionals Flock to Sewers, Pricing Out Original Inhabitants
IN YOUR CITY – Responding to ever-increasing real estate prices and flagging availability of affordable rentals, young professionals are turning…
COP CAT, POLICE DETECTIVE, DEAD AT 38: Police Officer That Became Permanently Stuck in Safety Mascot Gear Dies of Mysterious Illness
RICHMOND – Officer Michael Fielder, a respected member of the Richmond, Virginia Police Department, has died this week after living…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of June 10 – June 16
Salut, les amis! Things are really heating up out there! Some of our cryptid friends tolerate the heat better than…