NEW COLUMN!!! KIDZ KRYPTID KORNER PRESENTS: THE CONNECTICUT SLUGMAN!
(EDITOR’S NOTE: This is a new column where we report the unvarnished truth from young children that describe previously unknown…
SAVED BY SATAN: Spectral Stray Shooting Narrowly Misses Lucky Luciferian
REHOBOTH – Local man Jeff Perkins came face-to-face with the legendary redheaded hitchhiker of Route 44 in yet another paranormal episode in the famed…
QUELLING THE MONKEY MENACE – Officials Scramble to Rid Popular Tourist Attraction of Monkey Scourge
LOPBURI – In the Thai village of Lopburi, normally a popular tourist destination for its beautiful Buddhist statues and architecture,…
BIG MAN PIGMAN: The Mysterious Peoria Pigman Resurfaces On TikTok After Thirty-Five Year Absence
PEORIA – Thought to be dead or in retreat in the deep wilderness, the mysterious Pigman resurfaced this week, to…
RAISED BY WOLVES: Wildlife Biologist Loses Partial Custody In Federal Court, Wolf Pack Visitation Granted
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK — Widowed wildlife biologist Brian Hu, once a devoted husband and father, now shares custody of his…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 22 – 28
Salut, les amis! This week brings a renewed energy to all signs. It will be good for us all to…
HIRAM RISING: I Think The Lottery May Be A Government Plot to Increase Revenues Instead of a Way to Get Rich
As many of you know, I recently thought the world was coming to an end due to the events of…
Reality Rumors: Unveiling the Mysteries Behind the Headlines
In the glittering world of fame and fortune, even the most mundane occurrences can be shrouded in secrecy and speculation.…
CURIOUS COOKING: Whet Your Appetite with Tropical Merm-Ade
Welcome back, my foodie friends, to Curious Cooking, which this week takes a delightful journey under the sea, where we’ll…
SINCLAIR: Black Magic Isn’t What I Expected, But The Reality Register Archives Are Enchanting!
The Reality Register has finally given me an assignment worthy of my skills. This story brought me on a journey…