CURIOUS COOKING: Create a Howlingly Good Meal With Dog-Manhattan Clam Chowder
In the enchanting realm of culinary lore, there exists a legend that transcends the ordinary and ventures into the realm…
HIRAM RISING: JUSTICE FOR THE JUICE – In the wake of O.J. Simpson’s Death, I search for the real killers
This week, the world lost someone truly special. O.J. Simpson leaves behind a legacy of elite athletic prowess, brilliant comedic…
SINCLAIR: TWO NIGHTS IN THE U.P. – How I Went Hunting For Dogman, But Found Something Even Stranger
The Durango has been piling up the miles lately, bringing me from the local forest to confront multiple cryptohominids, out…
REALITY REGISTER Q & A WITH JACOB BARTHOLOMEW: Who are you guys, Loveland Frogman vs. Jersey Devil, Psychic Sidekicks and more!
Hello loyal Reality Register fans and welcome to what I hope will become at least a semi-regular column here on…
FACT CHECK: 5 Things Your Crazy Uncle Has Got Wrong About CERN And The Large Hadron Collider
In an age where misinformation spreads like wildfire, it’s crucial to separate fact from fiction, especially when it comes to…
NOT SILENT BUT DEADLY: Oklahoma Teacher Showcases the Perils of Having a Haunted Anus
TULSA – A honeymooner’s visit to the quaint Stone Lion Inn Bed and Breakfast turned into a nightmarish ordeal when…
STALLONE IS OVER: Has-Been Actor Commits Unforgivable Sin, Describes Someone’s Appearance
ATLANTA – Sylvester Stallone has been accused by disgruntled former coworkers of toxic behavior on the set of a show…
YOWIE KAZOWIE!! Yowie Breaks The Sound Barrier In Experimental Rocket Car At Bonneville Flats
TOOELE COUNTY, UTAH – In the vast expanse of the Bonneville Salt Flats, where speed reigns supreme and daredevils push…
BIGFOOT’S BEST FRIEND? Disc Golfer Rescues Neglected SquatchDog, Plans To Smoke Up Bigfoot
PLAINVILLE – In the realm of cryptids and urban legends, few creatures capture the imagination quite like Bigfoot. But what…
FLORIDA MAN TELLS ALL: How A Midair Collision Seeded The Everglades With Invasive Species, Including The PandaSquatch
EVERGLADES – In the dense, murky depths of the Florida Everglades, where the air is thick with humidity and the…