Reality Rumors: A Missing Mascot, Magic In Maine and Much More!
Welcome back, Reality Readers, to another tantalizing edition of Reality Rumors, where we delve into the mysterious and scandalous happenings…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of March 18 – 24
Salut, les amis! Uranus continues to pass through Doppelgänger until the end of March. Much like last week, creativity is…
CURIOUS COOKING: Leave Guests Licking Their Lips With Leprecorned Beef and Cabbage
Welcome back fascinated foodies, to a culinary adventure fit for the most whimsical of celebrations! With St. Patrick’s Day just…
HIRAM RISING: The Times They Are a Changin’! Daylight Savings Time Is So Great, We Need More Time Changes Over the Course of the Year
Congratulations my fellow time-travelers, we’ve made it through another whirlwind of clocks spinning backward or forward, depending on your geographical…
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN – Loveland Frogman’s Deep-Fried Delight,From Myth to Mouthwatering Reality
LOVELAND – In the quaint town of Loveland, Ohio, a culinary sensation unlike any other has taken root, and it’s…
GREYS GET THE BINGE-WATCHING BLUES: Grey Aliens Find Grey’s Anatomy to Be Less Appealing Than They Had Hoped It Would Be
A family of grey aliens recently sat down looking for a television show to binge watch. Intrigued by the title…
I’M FREAKING OUT, MAN: Fear and Loathing in Cumberland Farms
SOMERVILLE – It’s a Tuesday night, and the fluorescent lights of the convenience store flicker overhead like strobe lights at…
BACK-COUNTRY BRAWL UPDATE: Man Looking For A Fight With Bigfoot Is Finding Himself Alone In the Woods
In the dense woods of Oregon, nestled in the shadow of the majestic Mount Hood, a man named Mark Sullivan…
MONOLITH HOAX IS BACK FOR MORE – Welsh Liar Posts Terrible Video Reenacting Lousy 2020 Meme
WALES – A man from a country called Wales claims to have found a gleaming silver monolith in the uplands…
GREMLINS ARE DESTROYING BOEING: How The Plane Manufacturer Plans To Use A Hillbilly To Save The Company
TENNESSEE – Boeing has had a terrible year, but it’s not the aerospace giant’s fault. Amidst the turbulence of technical…