BIGFOOT SWAGGERJACKS DOGMAN: Dumb Scheme To Become Werewolf Lands Squatch In The Clink
WILLOW CREEK – In a bizarre turn of events, the once-revered Sasquatch has found himself behind bars after a failed…
THE WORLD IS SLACKIN’ BECAUSE OF THE KRAKEN: Supply Chain Disrupted as Kraken Activity Forces Frequented Shipping Route to be Abandoned
Just as prices around the globe continue to rise, the Pacific Ocean has seen a rise in Kraken activity, causing…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Cryptid Horoscope For March 25 – 31
Salut, les amis! This week I have two very special guests – La’La-Ra and Fai’th-Ra! My loving guides have overtaken…
CURIOUS COOKING: Make Your Guests’ Wishes Come True With Djinnger Ale
Welcome, seekers of succulent secrets, to another enchanting journey through the realms of flavor and folklore. Today, we delve into…
REALITY RUMORS: Sun Worship, Robo Guardians And More!
Welcome back to Reality Rumors, where we peel back the layers of secrecy to bring you the juiciest gossip from…
HIRAM RISING: Guest Ghostwriting for a Writing Ghost Guest
Alright, so I’m going to do something a little unorthodox this week, as it’s a way to end a very…
SINCLAIR: NO ONE READS THE ARTICLES! How I Traveled Back In Time To Save The Attention Span
CAMBRIDGE – As of late, I’ve been wondering if anyone is actually reading the articles that I spend so much…
A MIGRATION OF METAL: African Tribe Utilizes Giant Robotic Mechs to Aid Migrating Herds During Dry Season
TANZANIA – In the vast savannas of Tanzania, amidst the sweeping grasslands and ancient baobab trees, resides the Hadzabe tribe,…
A PIG MAN STOLE MY DAUGHTER: Fear And Friendship In A Small Town
PRETTY PRAIRIE – In the quiet town of Pretty Prairie, Kansas, an extraordinary friendship has blossomed between a peculiar humanoid…
A FAREWELL TO REALITY: Andrew Crowe to Leave The Reality Register, World to Pursue Career as Ghostwriter
It is with a heavy heart, yet an ignited spirit, that I bid farewell to my esteemed colleagues at The…