CASINO CONQUEST OR CRUEL CATCH? The Bizarre Prize That Changed One Man’s Life
Today’s reader submission is an interesting one. Have you ever wondered what happens at a Casino when someone wins that…
IT WASN’T ME…THIS TIME: Mothman Denies Involvement in Kraken Conspiracy To Destroy Bridge
BALTIMORE – In a harborside press conference earlier today, the legendary Mothman has vehemently denied any responsibility for the deadly…
ENTER THE ASS-TRAL PLANE: An Increasing Number of People Are Finding New Realities Through Psychedelic Suppositories
MIDDLE AMERICA: A peculiar trend has been gaining traction throughout the United States and even the world at large. While…
DIDDY IS A SILLY NAME, BUT THESE CHARGES ARE SERIOUS: Puff Daddy Accused Of Trafficking Grey Alien Babes In Galactic Beef
MIAMI – Reaching new depths of depravity, music mogul Sean “Puff Daddy P Diddy” Combs has found himself embroiled in…
THE ECLIPSE WILL MAKE YOU FAT: How Werewolves and Draculas Can Stay Safe on April 8
GODDARD – Transformative supernatural creatures across large swathes of the United States are facing an unprecedented warning from Rick Spake…
KRAKEN GIVES SUPPLY CHAIN ANOTHER SHELLACKIN’: Baltimore Bridge Collapse Found to Have Been Caused By Kraken Activity In Patapsco River
As the world reacts to the collapse of Baltimore’s iconic Francis Scott Key Bridge, experts have discovered the crash to…
AU BIG PAIN: A Look Into the Most Under Reviewed Five-Star Eatery in America
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The compound at the center of the Pentagon courtyard is one of the most difficult to access…
BIGFOOT SWAGGERJACKS DOGMAN: Dumb Scheme To Become Werewolf Lands Squatch In The Clink
WILLOW CREEK – In a bizarre turn of events, the once-revered Sasquatch has found himself behind bars after a failed…
THE WORLD IS SLACKIN’ BECAUSE OF THE KRAKEN: Supply Chain Disrupted as Kraken Activity Forces Frequented Shipping Route to be Abandoned
Just as prices around the globe continue to rise, the Pacific Ocean has seen a rise in Kraken activity, causing…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Cryptid Horoscope For March 25 – 31
Salut, les amis! This week I have two very special guests – La’La-Ra and Fai’th-Ra! My loving guides have overtaken…