CONSPIRACIES ARE FOR NERDS: Boston Man Has Never Believed A Single Conspiracy Theory
BOSTON – In a world filled with whispers of shadowy government agendas and clandestine operations, there are few who remain…
WHAT IS SGINTA? Our Five Year Old Correspondent Reveals Yet Another New Cryptid
THE NORTH PACIFIC – In the remote and frigid waters of Alaska and Northeast Asia, a cryptic creature known as…
YOU’RE OUT! An Increasing Number of Former MLB Players Have Gone Missing, Leaving Some To Ask If BallHalla Is Calling
COOPERSTOWN, NY – As many as twenty former Major League Baseball Players have been reported to the authorities as missing…
GET OUT OF MY BAY: How Chessie Chased The Kraken From Maryland Waters
BALTIMORE – In the wake of the recent destruction of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore over the Patapsco…
BREAKING!!!! The Reality Register Sold to CNN, Can No Longer Vow to Only Print the Truth
Dearest loyal readers, I come bearing news, both bitter and sweet. It is with a heavy heart that I announce…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Cyptid Horoscope for the Week of April 1 – 7
Salut, les amis! The new month brings many of us who dwell in the Northern hemisphere a refreshing breath of…
CURIOUS COOKING: Bring Your Guests to Life With Zombean Casserole
Welcome back everyone, to another delicious edition of Curious Cooking. This week, I wrestled with coming up with a recipe…
REALITY RUMORS: Hip Hop, Hopping Mischief And More!
Welcome back to Reality Rumors, your one-stop destination for all the latest gossip, scandals, and secrets from around the world.…
HIRAM RISING: It Turns Out Bunnies Don’t Come From Eggs, So Why Do We Associate Them Together?
So as I’m assuming you know, this weekend is Easter. Like any good parent, I have been racking my brain…
BOGFOOT IS REAL: Once Thought To Be A Mere Typo, The Cryptid Has A Very Human Weakness
Since the first of February, my life has been a maelstrom of violence. It all began when the Reality Register…