HIRAM RISING: Genies Are Dumb, So Why Does Everyone Want to Have Genious Intelligence?
So, cards on the table, I’ve been going to therapy after my family started showing concerns that my recent behavior…
SINCLAIR: Why Are These Coyotes Laughing at Me and What’s So Funny?
Every night, as I sit in my studio apartment, I hear them. The coyotes. Their laughter echoes through the darkness,…
DROPPING THE DEMON: Struggling To Fit In With Human Society, The Dover Demon Embraces A New Name, Ben Dover
DOVER, Massachussetts – The mysterious Dover Demon, known for its eerie sightings in Dover, Massachusetts, has made a groundbreaking decision…
WATER IS LIFE – Farmers in Arizona’s High Desert Harness Giant Underground Monster Worms for Well Digging
ST JOHNS – In the sun-scorched expanses of Arizona’s High Desert, where water is a precious commodity and the arid…
IT’S ALL ABOUT THREADS – Dogman, The Greatest Cryptid Ever, Logs On And Loves Twitter Clone
ESCANABA – Everyone knows his deep backstory and fascinating lore – the legendary cryptid known as Dogman has recently made…
MOVIE-NIGHT MISFIRE: Grey Aliens Find The Movie “The Grey” To Be An Utter Disappointment
In a galaxy not so far away, Grey aliens, known for their insatiable curiosity and penchant for dabbling in human…
FULL MOON-TAL JACKET: A Werewolf Prowls The Rose Garden, White House Lies About Dog Bites
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In recent months, the White House has been rocked by a series of biting incidents involving the…
A CONJURING OF CAKES: Department Store Bakery Suspected of Baking With Sorcery
WARWICK, Rhode Island – Nestled within the confines of a local Walmart, a bakery has recently found itself at the…
BEWARE OF SWASSQUATCH: As Warmer Weather Approaches, The Threat of Swassquatch Looms
As the days grow longer and the temperatures rise, a sinister presence lurks among us, waiting to strike when we…
SINCLAIR: Steroids Are The Solution To All Of My Problems, None Of Which Are My Fault
As I sit down to share my thoughts with you, dear readers, I must confess: steroids have become my saving…