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SINCLAIR: Steroids Are The Solution To All Of My Problems, None Of Which Are My Fault

SINCLAIR: Steroids Are The Solution To All Of My Problems, None Of Which Are My Fault

February 27, 2024

As I sit down to share my thoughts with you, dear readers, I must confess: steroids have become my saving…

A SHOCKING HAMBURGER OF THINGS TO COME: Fast Food Scientists Create Chimera Burger To Delight Entomophagists And Cannibals Alike

A SHOCKING HAMBURGER OF THINGS TO COME: Fast Food Scientists Create Chimera Burger To Delight Entomophagists And Cannibals Alike

February 26, 2024

CHICAGO – In a groundbreaking exposé, The Reality Register has obtained internal documents and communications from a disgruntled scientist at…

HIRAM RISING: The Magic 8 Ball is Not a Mystic Relic of Clairvoyance At All… It’s a Children’s Toy!

HIRAM RISING: The Magic 8 Ball is Not a Mystic Relic of Clairvoyance At All… It’s a Children’s Toy!

February 26, 2024

Hey there, fellow truth-seekers and seekers of wisdom, and welcome back to my newly named column! Due to another writer…

CURIOUS COOKING:  Pay the Troll Toll Of Tastiness With Nordic Troll Slaw

CURIOUS COOKING: Pay the Troll Toll Of Tastiness With Nordic Troll Slaw

February 25, 2024

Of all the recipes I’ve delivered here at Curious Cooking, there are few delights as enchanting as the Nordic Troll…

REALITY RUMORS: A Deal Even The Devil Won’t Do, The Price Of Magic And More!

REALITY RUMORS: A Deal Even The Devil Won’t Do, The Price Of Magic And More!

February 25, 2024

Hey there, gossip aficionados! Get ready to buckle up and dive headfirst into another sassy edition of Reality Rumors, where…

DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN,  BRO – Chinese Man Dines On Clouds, Begs Gov To Use Weather Machine To Send Him Home

DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN, BRO – Chinese Man Dines On Clouds, Begs Gov To Use Weather Machine To Send Him Home

February 24, 2024

ABOVE THE ROCKIES – In a tale that seems straight out of a whimsical adventure novel, Li Pei, a spirited…

MOTHMAN ON THE MOVE: Cryptid Sighted In Las Vegas, But Is He There Warning of Doom Or Just Drawn To The Lights?

MOTHMAN ON THE MOVE: Cryptid Sighted In Las Vegas, But Is He There Warning of Doom Or Just Drawn To The Lights?

February 23, 2024

Las Vegas, renowned for its glitz, glamour, and endless array of bright lights, has recently found itself in the grip…

HE ATE THE MONSTER MASH: The Unlikely Tale of How Two Slender Men Became One

HE ATE THE MONSTER MASH: The Unlikely Tale of How Two Slender Men Became One

February 23, 2024

FLAGSTAFF – Buckle up, folks, because we’ve got some mind-bending news fresh off the press. You might want to sit…

JERSEY DEVIL ARRAIGNED ON THREE COUNTS OF RACKETEERING AMIDST MAFIA CRACKDOWN IN NEW JERSEY

JERSEY DEVIL ARRAIGNED ON THREE COUNTS OF RACKETEERING AMIDST MAFIA CRACKDOWN IN NEW JERSEY

February 22, 2024

TRENTON – In a stunning turn of events, the infamous Jersey Devil, long rumored to be a shadowy figure in…

MOVE OVER, SQUATCHY – Dogman Enjoys Inexplicable Popularity

MOVE OVER, SQUATCHY – Dogman Enjoys Inexplicable Popularity

February 22, 2024

EVERYWHERE – In the world of cryptids, where legends roam free and mysteries abound, there’s a new star rising on…

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