HE’S BAAAAACK: Trump Teams With Presidential Ghost, Harris Communes With Loser Spirits
A shocking new theory is gaining traction in both political and paranormal circles: former President Donald Trump may have been…
“Weird Al” Yankovic Announces 2025 “The Guerras Tour”
LOS ANGELES – Radical anti-fascist song parodist “Weird Al” Yankovic announced his 26 date summer tour via an encrypted Telegram…
FOUR WEIRD TALES OF THE NBA
Roundball Season Starts Off With A Smooch It’s that time of the year again, the terrible magic hour when we…
CURIOUS COOKING: Crash Your Own Party With Gremlinguini With Clam Sauce
For generations, the legend of gremlins has tickled our imaginations, especially among pilots and aviation enthusiasts. These mischievous creatures are…
COLD SHOULDER: Cryptid Expert Weighs In On Yeti’s Loss In Popularity
The following article is a paid promotion for squatchmerch.com Even the stoic and sober world of cryptozoology is swayed by…
HE DID IT ALL FOR THE B&E CHARGE: Florida Man Finds Mysterious Toilet To Another Dimension
GAINESVILLE, FLA – A 46-year-old University of Florida sophomore was arrested Saturday when he was found wandering naked in the Sweetwater…
IDEAS, THE MOST ELUSIVE OF ENTITIES: Writer’s Block Keeping Bigfoot From Excelling in Writing Career
For years, the enigmatic creature known as Bigfoot has managed to evade the limelight, living in the remote, peaceful forests…
LITTLE PERSON NO MORE: World’s Tallest Midget Reaches A Height of 5’9″… and he’s still growing!
In a world full of tall tales, Greg Davis, a 19-year-old from Bakersfield, California, is literally stretching the boundaries of…
SALVATION OR DAMNATION? James Earl Jones Heads To The Afterlife, and We Know Where He’s Going
THE AFTERLIFE – James Earl Jones, the baritone titan of stage and screen, has left this mortal coil today at…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of August 12 – August 18
Salut, les amis! This week we have two major astronomical events to traverse: The BlueSturgeon Moon (BSM) and Lunar Occultation…