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WHAT IS YOUR MERMAN ARCHETYPE?

WHAT IS YOUR MERMAN ARCHETYPE?

December 29, 2024December 30, 2024

There are as many ways to be a Merman as there are fish in the sea. You might be playful…

TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF CHRISTMAS, YOU DAMN DIRTY GRINCH! Santa Steals The Show on Boxing Day!

TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF CHRISTMAS, YOU DAMN DIRTY GRINCH! Santa Steals The Show on Boxing Day!

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WHOVILLE – In a truly violent Christmas miracle, Santa Claus, the jolly old elf in red, showed the world that…

WENDY’S® GIVING OUT FREE EMAIL ADDRESSES IN JANUARY

WENDY’S® GIVING OUT FREE EMAIL ADDRESSES IN JANUARY

December 17, 2024December 19, 2024

Participating Wendy’s® restaurants are giving out FREE email addresses starting January 1st! That’s right—now the tasty deals you crave can…

THE POET AND THE SAINT: Bob Dylan Attends Istanbul Premier of ‘A Complete Unknown’ With Local Legend Saint Nicholas

THE POET AND THE SAINT: Bob Dylan Attends Istanbul Premier of ‘A Complete Unknown’ With Local Legend Saint Nicholas

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OUR READERS SAY THESE 11 ITEMS ARE THE ULTIMATE STOCKING STUFFERS

OUR READERS SAY THESE 11 ITEMS ARE THE ULTIMATE STOCKING STUFFERS

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There’s only a few weeks until Christmas but don’t panic! These 11 ultimate stocking stuffers are guaranteed to please even…

DRAGONS EXIST – Tolkien’s Shade Visits Sleeping Child, Reveals Terrible Truth

DRAGONS EXIST – Tolkien’s Shade Visits Sleeping Child, Reveals Terrible Truth

December 8, 2024December 9, 2024

The Real Dragon Who Inspired Smaug Is Alive And We Know Where To Find Him This Thanksgiving, I found myself…

WOMEN TAKE TO THE STREETS OVER VIRAL BEAUTY TREND: TUBERCULOSIS TITS

WOMEN TAKE TO THE STREETS OVER VIRAL BEAUTY TREND: TUBERCULOSIS TITS

December 5, 2024December 6, 2024

LOUISVILLE, Ky. – It was inevitable that the reign of the BBL would come to a pear-shaped end. The extreme…

WHAT A TURKEY!  Prez Pardons Pathetic Partner, Party Patriarchs Passed Over

WHAT A TURKEY! Prez Pardons Pathetic Partner, Party Patriarchs Passed Over

November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

WASHINGTON – In a dramatic departure from the traditional Thanksgiving turkey pardon, President Joe Biden decided to issue a special…

TO CELEBRATE FIFTY YEARS AS A COLUMNIST AT THE WASHINGTON POST, GEORGE WILL EXHUMES HIS MOTHER’S CORPSE

TO CELEBRATE FIFTY YEARS AS A COLUMNIST AT THE WASHINGTON POST, GEORGE WILL EXHUMES HIS MOTHER’S CORPSE

November 27, 2024December 9, 2024

CHAMPAIGN, Illinois – With his unique combination of pragmatic conservatism and erudite dourness, George F. Will has long ago secured…

CURIOUS COOKING: Give Thanks This Season With Otter Mandied Yams

CURIOUS COOKING: Give Thanks This Season With Otter Mandied Yams

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The holiday season invites us to gather, reflect, and give thanks for the blessings in our lives. Yet, even in…

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