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In the vast, arid expanses of the American Southwest, where the sun paints the landscape in hues of gold and…
Five Stories From Around The Olympic Villages
In times of great global turbulence, the Olympic Games arrive to pit nation against nation and calm our troubled waters.…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of August 5 – August 11
Salut, les amis! My faithful Guides have returned! Oh, great ones, Fai’th-Ra and La’La-Ra, whatwords of wisdom do you bring?…
SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM – Cigars and Sausage Diet Isn’t What You Think!
In the world of bizarre diets and health trends, the Reality Register has reported on everything from the “Imaginary Food…
READER SUBMISSION: HELP! I THINK MY TEACHER MAY SECRETLY BE A MANATEE!
Hi folks! I’ve been looking for a good reader submission to publish for a while now, but we haven’t had…
FASTER, HIGHER, STRONGER – IN HELL! Astral Whistleblower Reveals Olympic Damnation
In a shocking revelation that could redefine the way we view athletic excellence, the Reality Register’s resident psychic, Lady Bacon,…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 29 – August 4
Salut, les amis! Last week I admitted a deep secret to the readers of The Reality Register, onethat lay hidden…
CURIOUS COOKING: See the Future of Flavor with Psy-kickin’ Buffalo Wings
As the start of football season approaches, fans across the nation are gearing up for the excitement and camaraderie that…
STRANDED BY OUR GREATEST STRENGTH – Astronauts Face Extended Stay Due to Boeing Starliner Leaks, Gremlins
LOW EARTH ORBIT – Astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams have found themselves stranded aboard the International Space Station (ISS)…
HILLBILLY ELEGANCE: Fancy Sofa Was Asking For It, Leaves Appalachian Trail of Bastards
WEST VIRGINIA – In a bizarre and sensational tale that’s sweeping across the internet, a saddle leather sofa, possibly a…