PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of May 20 – May 26
Salut, les amis! Solar flares are no match for this crew of social misfits! Who cares about cell phones and…
SINCLAIR: Flight 370 Returns: A Portal to the Past?
It was a humid afternoon when my editor at The Reality Register threw me the assignment of a lifetime. “Find…
CURIOUS COOKING: Flaunt the Fearsome Flavor of Slendermango Smoothies
As the sun warms the days and invites us to spend more time outdoors, our cravings shift toward refreshing and…
HIRAM RISING: Climate Change is Very Real, But It’s Just the Change of the Seasons
Alright, so I think I’ve cracked the code on climate change, and it’s so simple you’ll kick yourself for not…
I WANT A COW, MAN! New Study Finds Most Fast Food Burgers Contain More Than Just Beef
SILVER SPRING, MD – In a burger-dropping revelation that has sent jiggles through the fast food industry, a heartbreaking new…
ODD PORTRAIT HAS EVERYONE AT ODDS: New Controversial Portrait of President Biden Has People Divided
In a grand ceremony at the Hall of Presidents, an event meant to commemorate tradition and honor, turned into a…
THE MOOSEMAN COMETH: Reader Submission Introduces Possible New Cryptid!
Hey guys, I’ve got a good reader submission for you today, moreso for the picture rather than the story as…
DISAPPOINTMENT IN RAPID CITY: Dogman Sighting Fizzles As Coyoteboy Embarasses Cryptidkind
RAPID CITY – Excitement rippled through the quiet streets of Rapid City, South Dakota over the weekend, but what began…
BOOK REVIEW: Skyla Gray’s “The Nightmare’s Kiss (Monster Research Facility #1)” is a Fun, Suspense-Filled Tale of Danger and Desire
Do you like being scared – terrified, even – and then banging the thing that’s scaring the heck out of…
WHERE AM I?? Man Gets Sucked Into Portal, Can’t Tell Dublin From NYC
NYC/DUBLIN – In a special event spanning two continents, officials in New York City and Dublin, Ireland simultaneously debuted two…