I’M PREGNANT: Not-So Virgin Mary Falls Pregnant After Unexpected Visit From Mysterious Elf on a Shelf
EVERGREEN HOLLOW – In a miraculous twist to the Elf on a Shelf mystery, Karen Thompson, a 37-year-old marketing executive…
BIGFOOT BANNED FROM MS. CRYPTID 2023 CONTEST: Controversy Creates Doubt in Competition’s Legitimacy
DENVER – In a shocking turn of events, the Ms. Cryptid 2023 beauty pageant faced unexpected controversy as the elusive…
The Psychic Puzzle: A Look Into the World’s Most Powerful Clairvoyant
NEWARK – Self-proclaimed “master clairvoyant” Edgar Silva insists he holds the title of the world’s most powerful psychic. Edgar, a…
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN: Pee-wee bringing his playhouse back from beyond the grave
THE AFTERLIFE -In a supernatural twist that has left fans screaming with delight, the ghost of the irrepressibly charming Pee-wee…
Iceland’s Volcanic Quandary: Government Quietly Seeking Virgin Sacrifice for Eruption Resolution!
ICELAND – In a land where fire and ice dance in the shadows of magnificent landscapes, Iceland is facing a…
GIVE MY SON COAL! Angry Mom Confronts Santa After Tike Discovers Late December Loophole
PLEASANT VALLEY – In a bizarre turn of events, a woman named Ashley Coville has declared war on none other…
The Speak and Spell Prophecies: An Otherworldly Warning From the Ghost of Sitcoms Past
SEATTLE – In a suburban home that was supposed to be the epitome of bedtime tranquility, a couple found themselves…
Rebuilding the Wisdom: Move the Georgia Guidestones to Georgia!
GEORGIA – In the wake of the Georgia Guidestones’ unfortunate destruction over a year ago, a unique opportunity emerges for…
Hide and Seek Round 3: Sasquatch
In the chilling conclusion of our three part series covered here and here, our hero James enters the third and…
Crab Hunter’s Steamy Encounter with Seductive Mermaid Leads to Unusual Fertilization Efforts
SANTA MONICA – In an astonishing tale that will make you question what lies beneath the waves, local beachcomber Jack…