THE QUEEN AIN’T DEAD! – Monarch Survives In Cryostasis—And She’s Pregnant!
ANTARCTICA – Immediately following the release of famed journalist Julian Assange, the Reality Register has received reports that suggest Queen…
HIRAM RISING: Humanity Has to Stop Using AI Generated Images!
At a glance, we live in an era that seems to be getting exponentially better. With strides towards further and…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of June 24 – June 30
Salut, les amis! It never lets up. Venus kicked most signs in the shin last week. We have Saturn Retrograde…
CURIOUS COOKING: Brutalize Your Taste-buds with Cheesy Ogre-atin Potatoes
Imagine this: you’re cozied up in a charming cottage nestled deep in the woods, far from the monstrosities of society,…
Reality Rumors: Scandalous Secrets and Shocking Stories
Welcome back to Reality Rumors, your go-to source for the juiciest tidbits and tantalizing tales from the world of the…
SINCLAIR: Farmer’s Markets are the WORST!
Recently, I found myself in the fortunate position of having come into some money. For once, life seemed to be…
FEEL SOWIE FOR YOWIE: Yowie Hospitalized As Evidence of Drug Problems Continues to Surface
LOS ANGELES – Recently problem-plagued cryptid, the Yowie, spent much of this week in a hospital psychiatric ward for treatment…
FINGER LICKIN’ CRAZY: Kentucky Classrooms Now Required By Law To Display The Eleven Herbs and Spices of KFC Recipe
FRANKFORT- Kentucky public schools are now required to display the Eleven “secret” herbs and spices of KFC’s original chicken recipe…
BAN THESE BOOKS! 5 Titles That Aren’t Actually Banned – But Should Be!
In recent discussions about book bans, certain titles frequently come up as allegedly banned, usually by some unnamed censor who…
A SONG OF VINES AND RHYMES: Brooklyn Swamp Thing Returns With New Track
It’s been over fifteen years since Brooklyn Swamp Thing’s last mix tape, Rhymezomatous Herbs, dropped, and nearly a decade since he wowed audiences as…